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Who has the worst haircut in the SPFL Premiership?


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I refuse to believe that McGowans could actually be considered a ‘haircut’ in the literal sense of the word, what would he ask for at the barbers?
It’s probably Morelos’ half haircut which was a shocker. But notable shouts for whatever Barry Mackay is going for at the minute, and Hibs new striker who’s very much bringing Backstreet back.

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Anyone thinning and unwilling to accept ie McGowan, Griffiths. Had this been last week Martin Boyle would’ve been up there, his post transplant barnet is an abomination. 
 
Robbie Neilson’s is also very suspect, no one should be fooled by a man with shoulder length hair - it is always a cover up. 
 
Edit: Richard Tait also sports a head of hair that should be shaved at the first opportunity. 

Robbie Nielson was able to carry that look with ease in his first spell as hearts manager when he was in his mid thirties. In his early fourties’ it’s just about still working but he’s going to have to do a rethink sooner or later

Jim Goodwin on the other hand is 41 and has about a decades experience of looking like he’s 41
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Barrie McKay’s barnet has looked good recently. Was clearly just needing to grow it out a bit. Now that it’s a bit longer and tied back it looks fine.

Suspect there’s a few male-pattern baldies and crew-cut adorned old das on this thread. Hair envy is such a bad look. 

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3 hours ago, Doctor Manhattan said:

It's as if the bisected heads of two completely different people have been superglued together. If symmetry is indeed a factor in determining attractiveness, then the haircut is the least of his worries.

He's not going to suit anything with that dial.

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7 minutes ago, Insert Amusing Pseudonym said:

McGowan, while undoubtedly a contender for worst hair, should not be in the running for worst haircut.  You can't expect any c**t to paint the Sistine Chapel with a tenth of a bucket of gloss.

I have to say Mckay's is abject in that he's chosen to look like a macaroni collage

Thought he looked quite fetching on Saturday, actually... McKay, I mean, obviously... not the Lord of the Rings guy.

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25 minutes ago, Kyle Reese said:

Thought he looked quite fetching on Saturday, actually... McKay, I mean, obviously... not the Lord of the Rings guy.

If this thread had been started before the break when McKay was still at the "not quite long enough to tie back" stage he's have walked the competition. 

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