Dons_1988 Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kyle Reese said: I think it’s be easier to discount you, if you could tear yourself away from the thread for five minutes. So we’ll just call it a round zero then. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ric said: Oh, go on then... I lived in Edinburgh for 5 years, trust me if anyone has deeply seated, misplaced and unnecessary bitterness towards a specific club it's Hearts fans. Thankfully I lived in Leith, which isn't really part of Edinburgh when you think of it. Anyway, not to get away from the football, 1-2 will be the scoreline, and if Kane is playing he's score. I think he's a shit player but by f**k he loves chipping in a goal when nobody expects it. St Johnstone have been a bit of a bogey team for us in previous seasons. For a few seasons, a while back, it always seemed we were undone by a free kick at an angle just outside the 18 yard box at Tynecastle. Took two attempts to get past StJ on our way to winning the Scottish Cup n 2012 too. We are a better team than we have been in years. St Johnstone are at a lower ebb than I can remember too. If it was just down to form and quality of players, then I’d have us sneaking a narrow win. Relegation battling teams don’t tend to give up the points too easily. I’m just hoping we are past the psychological hoodoo that we seemed to suffer from in this fixture. It’ll be a tight game ending in a one goal margin of victory for either side, or a low scoring draw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Great start to this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Great start to this thread This is the more successful Hearts v St Johnstone thread too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Apologies, Gorgie Greatness; I never saw your match-day thread. 12 hours ago, Gorgie greatness said: Another nail in the championship coffin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Mr. X said: This is the more successful Hearts v St Johnstone thread too. I've only just noticed that there already was one. Apologies to @Gorgie greatness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted January 14, 2022 Author Share Posted January 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, Kyle Reese said: I've only just noticed that there already was one. Apologies to @Gorgie greatness Feck knows how you delete it! either or it’s the result that counts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 48 minutes ago, Gorgie greatness said: Feck knows how you delete it! If you are talking about your account (heres fucking hoping), I am sure there will be umpteen people who can point you in the right direction.......................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 If you put a monkey in a room with a typewriter, but took away the typewriter and told him to smear his own shite all over the walls, this thread is probably a fair representation of his work. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, PauloPerth said: If you put a monkey in a room with a typewriter, but took away the typewriter and told him to smear his own shite all over the walls, this thread is probably a fair representation of his work. Not sure what species of monkey you are referring to here. I've not read about any that can smear faeces on demand. There's only a limited number of old world monkeys who would have the finger strength to use the typewriter in the first place. I'm not sure you've thought this analogy through tbh. Anyway. double-whining St Johnstone have a decent record at Tynecastle, so you must be pretty confident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Ric said: Be interesting to see what the metric is regarding "Everyone’s Other Favourite Team" .. St Johnston win here, btw, much to the surprise of the away support. Thought Arbroath had already been promoted when i read the title. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Young Kyle doing a sterling job of being whooshed, not realising it and claiming moral victories by consulting google and typing the answers more incomprehensible than a soft boned finger monkey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: Young Kyle doing a sterling job of being whooshed, not realising it and claiming moral victories by consulting google and typing the answers more incomprehensible than a soft boned finger monkey. F-ing hell, Joseph. What have you got against commas? Edited January 14, 2022 by Kyle Reese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Kyle Reese said: I think the main thing is, you’re clearly not holding on to any unnecessary bitterness nor angst. It’s good to see you moving on. Pretty sure it isn't St Mirren fans holding onto bitterness and angst from 1986. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Kyles Google search history today. Google-What kind of Monkeys can type? How many scottish teams play in blue? What does incomprehensible mean What happened in 1986 Do I put a comma before I type someones name and then one after? Is the earth flat? Are vaccines safe? what time will mummy be home? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 33 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: Kyles Google search history today. Google-What kind of Monkeys can type? How many scottish teams play in blue? What does incomprehensible mean What happened in 1986 Do I put a comma before I type someones name and then one after? Is the earth flat? Are vaccines safe? what time will mummy be home? To be perfectly honest with you Joe, I've been to busy enjoying myself watching all the wee diddies (like yourself), flocking to the Twat Signal, to google anything. The Pie and Bovriled Piper, if you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 I can only assume the Hearts match threads on here are some form of dadaist social media commentary 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 What's with all the sad wee Hibbys stinking this place out? That's my quality contribution to this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted January 14, 2022 Author Share Posted January 14, 2022 8 hours ago, Leith Green said: If you are talking about your account (heres fucking hoping), I am sure there will be umpteen people who can point you in the right direction.......................... It’s the hope that kills you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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