Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Kneepads joke in here somewhere... Au contraire, I took her into a cave without kneepads and she ended up aggravating a knee injury. Funnily enough, I was not popular (largely justified in retrospect). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 I once held a world record, I took part in a mass tree planting operation that set a world record 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 I was part of a team that helped create the world's largest computer. (I trollied parts that were being tested for the servers to different rooms in a factory) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 My wife had several nights in the bedroom of a Ballon d'or winner. Spoiler She was brought up in Denis Law's childhood flat in Woodside. She had his old room, under the wallpaper Denis had written his name. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 After racking my brains for some time I can say with some confidence that I've never done anything remotely noteworthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: After racking my brains for some time I can say with some confidence that I've never done anything remotely noteworthy. ^^^^^medical records 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^^^medical records Must run in the family. My mum put superglue instead of eye drops in her eyes. My granddad was a drummer in a band playing along to silent movies and toppled backwards off his stool into the orchestra pit. Other grandad got shot in two world wars. My mum’s cousin fell through a balsawood coffin into the grave below during a scene in Taggart. My cousin crashed his car, was okay but got out and was bitten by a sheepdog. Edited January 14, 2022 by Shandon Par 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Must run in the family. My mum put superglue instead of eye drops in her eyes. My granddad was a drummer in a band playing along to silent movies and toppled backwards off his stool into the orchestra pit. Other grandad got shot in two world wars. My mum’s cousin fell through a balsawood coffin into the grave below during a scene in Taggart. My cousin crashed his car, was okay but got out and was bitten by a sheepdog. I feel sorry for the dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 I’ve had my name in the P&J well over 50 times (not the court pages) as a very regular judge of the [emoji538] debating competition they ran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: My mum put superglue instead of eye drops in her eyes. Please tell me that's not true; that's got me doing the flappy-hand thing at the thought of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 9 in a row 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Must run in the family. My mum put superglue instead of eye drops in her eyes. My granddad was a drummer in a band playing along to silent movies and toppled backwards off his stool into the orchestra pit. Other grandad got shot in two world wars. My mum’s cousin fell through a balsawood coffin into the grave below during a scene in Taggart. My cousin crashed his car, was okay but got out and was bitten by a sheepdog. "Other grandad got shot in two world wars" Was he the regimental cook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 47 minutes ago, BFTD said: Please tell me that's not true; that's got me doing the flappy-hand thing at the thought of it. It was glue for sticking on false nails. The bottles looked similar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was glue for sticking on false nails. The bottles looked similar. Edit: alright, I'll ask. What happened next, and how did this all resolve itself? Edited January 14, 2022 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 14 minutes ago, BFTD said: Edit: alright, I'll ask. What happened next, and how did this all resolve itself? Fair play to you for sticking with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 33 minutes ago, Left Back said: Fair play to you for sticking with this. I have to know. I feel a close bond to Shandon's maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: My granddad was a drummer in a band playing along to silent movies and toppled backwards off his stool into the orchestra pit. Absolutely brilliant stuff. The bit above made me think of the NME 'awards' in days of yore - this would qualify for the Annual Frank Zappa Arse over Tit into the Orchestra Pit award (named after a famous FZ fall). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I have to know. I feel a close bond to Shandon's maw.Don’t we all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: I’ve had my name in the P&J well over 50 times (not the court pages) Hide contents as a very regular judge of the debating competition they ran I disagree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 6 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Absolutely brilliant stuff. The bit above made me think of the NME 'awards' in days of yore - this would qualify for the Annual Frank Zappa Arse over Tit into the Orchestra Pit award (named after a famous FZ fall). He said he was rubbish at it as he’d end up being engrossed in the film so could be giving it the full Animal treatment during quiet, serious scene. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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