Fullerene Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I am quite good and remembering birthdays but with some people it is the only thing I remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I've played Glastonbury. Now, when I say I've played Glastonbury, I actually represented The Rest Of The World vs England in a charity football game in front of the main stage but I'm taking it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 arnold schwarzenegger followed me on twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I’m a certified green belt in Six Sigma. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I have never lost a professional match of tennis against Roger Federer. I was 8 seconds off Usain Bolts 100 meter world record. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've played Glastonbury. Now, when I say I've played Glastonbury, I actually represented The Rest Of The World vs England in a charity football game in front of the main stage but I'm taking it I’ve DJ’d in front of an international audience in Tallin. Spoiler Came back to my hotel hammered, went down to the nightclub and persuaded the the DJ to let me press go on Another Chance by Roger Sanchez. There were 3 Russians on the dance floor. And me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve DJ’d in front of an international audience in Tallin. Hide contents Came back to my hotel hammered, went down to the nightclub and persuaded the the DJ to let me press go on Another Chance by Roger Sanchez. There were 3 Russians on the dance floor. And me. Followed by another teabagging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Followed by another teabagging? Quite probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I once managed to cross a section of the Grand Canyon unaided. It was only a short jump across a perpendicular tributary chasm about a metre wide, but failure would have resulted in a Wile E. Coyote type situation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I still receive royalties for a hit record from the 90s. Spoiler I basically made the teas and coffees during a cast recording of a West End show but under Equity rules I count as production staff and I even got a sleeve credit. Got a fraction of a % which started off as about £500 a year but quickly shrank. Equity collected the royalties for distribution and I ticked the box saying donate to charity if below £10. Last year it was £0.58 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I captained a football team in a professional team's stadium. Spoiler Under 11s. Sons of police officers v sons of prison officers. Recreation park, Alloa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I've managed in the Highland League at Kynoch Park, Keith. Spoiler Keith under 14s 2 Clach under 14s 6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I've worked on a few feature films and TV series. Greyfriars Bobby, The Jacket, Taggart, Sea of Souls etc. Spoiler I was a night shift security guard on the sets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 I have worked alongside a BAFTA award winning actress. Spoiler I had a summer job in the 1980s at Nardini’s in Largs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: I have worked alongside a BAFTA award winning actress. Reveal hidden contents I had a summer job in the 1980s at Nardini’s in Largs. I have worked alongside an Emmy award winning nature documentary producer Spoiler She was my lab partner when we were both students. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I still receive royalties for a hit record from the 90s. Reveal hidden contents I basically made the teas and coffees during a cast recording of a West End show but under Equity rules I count as production staff and I even got a sleeve credit. Got a fraction of a % which started off as about £500 a year but quickly shrank. Equity collected the royalties for distribution and I ticked the box saying donate to charity if below £10. Last year it was £0.58 Out with it. Which ‘hit’ was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Alert Mongoose said: Out with it. Which ‘hit’ was it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 20 hours ago, TheScarf said: My massive penis sounds impressive but in reality, isn't, apparently. Are you Jeremy Beadle? "On the one hand my penis is massive, but on the other......." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I have a 100% penalty record. Take that, Alan Shearer. Taken one, scored one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahid khan Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I have appeared in a film alongside Michael Keaton and Robert Duvall. Spoiler Me and the other 35000 extras at Hampden Park in A Shot At Glory. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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