Derry Alli Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Pub I had booked had to shut due to somebody getting the 'vid. Currently contemplating chucking the towel in and spending it alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Quiet one in for me. Just how I like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Mark Knopfler said: Me, Kelly Jones from Stereophonics and David Attenborough locked Sting in the hold last year. David Attenborough narrated it like one of his nature shows. It was hilarious. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I've got Jonathan Watson coming round for the evening. Apparently he's got nothing else on this year. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: My plans for Hogmanay are the same as every year for the last thirty-five or so years. At home, with the BBC on. Beers, wine, crisps, nibbles, a bottle of fizzy shite ‘for the bells’. Me & Mrs Poz making an effort by not wearing trackie bottoms and T Shirts, but throwing on a shirt we usually wear on holiday. Wee sausage rolls, vol-au-vents and assorted un-necessary party food wheeled out just after the bells. While waiting for the bells, wonder if it’s been New Year yet in places like Beijing or Istanbul, and wonder if they have fireworks. Sip beers, watch telly, stick the oven on for the nibbles, talk about ‘what was your highlight of the year then?’. Rush around like lunatics at five minutes to midnight, making sure our glasses are charged with fizzy shite. Despite the BBC Hogmanay show being on the telly right in front of us, we get the Sky planner screen on, so we can see the wee clock change to midnight. Give each other a peck on the cheek, a hug and a kiss, drink the fizzy shite, eat sausage rolls, and promise that ‘after these nibbles are eaten, that’s it, the diet starts tomorrow / next week / next month / never. Switch the BBC Hogmanay over to Jools’ Hootenany. Go to bed at about 2am, hope no kunt nearby is having a noisy party. Get up the following morning and crack on with life. This is beautiful x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, microdave said: I've got Jonathan Watson coming round for the evening. Apparently he's got nothing else on this year. Spoiler Warning: this post contains sarcasm. His Frank McAvennie impressions are brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I've got Jonathan Watson coming round for the evening. Apparently he's got nothing else on this year.Does he live two doors down ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Hood Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, microdave said: I've got Jonathan Watson coming round for the evening. Apparently he's got nothing else on this year. Will he be in charge of the sauces then? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not again? Stop making a fuss. Just pay the ransom and that will be that. Wasn't that demanding last time was it. Portion of chips, some brown sauce and an Irn Bru. Personally if I was holding the world to ransom, I might ask for a bit more but he is not me. That is all I can say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just having a quiet one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Nothing Enjoy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I've just picked up some recs, 8 pint cans of T and a succulent Chinese meal to see me through the bells. Hope each and every one of you enjoy your evening and all that life throws at us from here on out (however difficult). We are all in it together and we are the greatest online community on this Earth. Love and Peace. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Few tinnies followed by a new game of Wordle at midnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Knopfler Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I've just picked up some recs, 8 pint cans of T and a succulent Chinese meal to see me through the bells. Watch you don't get arrested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 hours ago, Fullerene said: Eric can be a handful when he has had a bit to drink. Don't get him talking about politics. I remember George (Harrison) telling me all sorts of stories about Eric. As for Zippy, that is him off my Christmas List. I invited him to my bash and he can't even be bothered to reply. Then there is Sting. 3 in the morning singing "Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red light". Rather you than me. That is all I am saying. HPpy Mee Year!!! Squre go ya can’t!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Gonna get shit faced tbh. Hope you all have a good one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 OH, MiL, Brother in law and myself all sat out in their summer house playing cards against humanity. Spoiler Which was fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Rizzo said: OH, MiL, Brother in law and myself all sat out in their summer house playing cards against humanity. Hide contents Which was fine. We need the full story about Fanny's rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: We need the full story about Fanny's rest. Eat here and get gingivitis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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