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WTF is this "service" and "duties" that keep getting mentioned on the tv coverage ??   She's been living a privileged untouchable life surrounded by Kim Jung Un levels of sycophancy from the media and auld goats who camp outside hospitals and one of her properties every time one of the arseholes appears in public to pull a wee curtain back on an expensive plaque with her, or some other sponger's, name on it. 

Get them quickly tae f**k - and now as soon as Paddy Power stops taking bets on her watching her team in Aberdeen on Saturday 

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"People rely on the monarchy to bring stability to this country"

When will this utter fucking revisionism end? I've heard this sentence about 4 times in as many minutes. 

What has the monarchy done for anyone currently alive in this country other than an excuse for a couple of public holidays?

She's a rich old woman who's lived on taxpayer dime her entire life. 

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Suddenly reminded of the time George Best was about to drop off the perch - all the morning papers published their memorial tributes, but the unreliable sod held on until the following day so when he finally did die they had nothing left to say the day after!

If the Queen rallies and goes on for another few months, what are the TV channels going to do next time?

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4 minutes ago, GiGi said:

"People rely on the monarchy to bring stability to this country"

 

If this were even true, she’d have a fucking lot to answer for over the last decade (to say nothing of, say, the turmoil of the 1970s).

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Hold on tight ladies and gentlemen, we are about to experience the type of mainstream media behaviour that we used to think of was downright weird when it happened in the old Soviet Union when their leader passed on and it seemed that the rest of the world knew about it before the locals did.

Newsreaders in black ties, somber music being played on the radio. Etc. 

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10 minutes ago, throbber said:

Remember that time we all thought she’d died coz of a leaked what’s app group chat that had a Boaby as a display pic? That was funny AF.

The second that Huw leaves the studio to be replaced by Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Ricey and Morty is when we'll know that it's officially all over

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People are in distress, they’re disorientated, and they will be taking this very, very personally.

So said a lad on the BBC, so it must be true (yet the tears won’t come and I’m not dizzily walking into walls, for some reason).

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11 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said:

Actual shame.  Like it or not a lot of people are fond of HM and she seems a nice lady with Children/Grandchildren/Great Grandchildren that will just see her as a normal person.

And I'm sure she was fond of all of you!

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1 minute ago, Abdul_Latif said:

None! It was agreed a few years back that there will be no bank holidays, but the funeral would be an official day of mourning.

Probably be a Saturday, not only do we get done out a holiday but the games will probably be cancelled as well, shower of c***s.

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4 minutes ago, J_Stewart said:

The second that Huw leaves the studio to be replaced by Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Ricey and Morty is when we'll know that it's officially all over

😂I’d forgotten about cheeks. 

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2 minutes ago, Abdul_Latif said:

None! It was agreed a few years back that there will be no bank holidays, but the funeral would be an official day of mourning.

All employers will be bullied into closing and giving people the day off. 

Just hope it's a weekday, if she goes today then it will be next Sunday. 

 

 

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