Lurkst Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 You eejits! Her corpse won't be in that coffin. That's just for show. Her remains will be have been transported by the RAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Not watching any terrestrial TV but by Christ the news websites seem to have stepped it up another notch. Aye she’s dead, she’ll still be dead tomorrow. We get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picklish Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Anyone keep score of total territorial loss over course of her reign, and how it compares to previous incumbents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 20 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: You eejits! Her corpse won't be in that coffin. That's just for show. Her remains will be have been returned to the Lizard King's lair... FTFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, picklish said: Anyone keep score of total territorial loss over course of her reign, and how it compares to previous incumbents? I suspect George III may hold the record. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clown Job Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Mental 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Just noticed that the council put up a link to a condolence book on Friday. Currently sitting at a total of seven messages, most of which appear to have been typed by people unfamiliar with keyboards (the elderly, presumably). How come so many monarchists have trouble spelling the words 'Britain' and 'British'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: You eejits! Her corpse won't be in that coffin. That's just for show. Her remains will be have been transported by the RAF. Aye Princess Anne would courtesy the start crying as the coffin came out then needing a sit down to an empty coffin while her old maw lay inside the Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Her floury baps were famous the world over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 If it's true that the Honours of Scotland (the Scottish Crown Jewels) will be on top of the Queen's coffin at St Giles, those who queue for hours to see the coffin will get a bargain. To see the Honours, an adult would normally have to pay at least £18 (£21 if you just rock up without pre-booking) to get entry to Edinburgh Castle. Every cloud. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdu98196 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 16 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: You eejits! Her corpse won't be in that coffin. That's just for show. Her remains will be have been transported by the RAF. Maybe she hasn't left, perhaps they have had her stuffed and she will be forever on display in the grand hall of Balmoral alongside the hunting souvenirs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 18 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: You eejits! Her corpse won't be in that coffin. That's just for show. Her remains will be have been transported back to the Space lizard home world FTFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aDONisSheep Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 19 hours ago, Hoose Rice said: Aye Princess Anne would courtesy the start crying as the coffin came out then needing a sit down to an empty coffin while her old maw lay inside the Palace. Crocodile tears min… crocodile tears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, aDONisSheep said: Crocodile tears min… crocodile tears! mmmmm - is a crocodile a lizard though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 4 hours ago, bdu98196 said: Maybe she hasn't left, perhaps they have had her stuffed and she will be forever on display in the grand hall of Balmoral alongside the hunting souvenirs Charles phoned up the local taxidermist and asked him to have his parents preserved. "Do you want them mounted, sire?" "No, just holding hands." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 I'm wondering if any American tourists queueing up to go past the coffin are expecting to see the Queen in an open casket, like the nauseating practice in Yank funerals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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