accies1874 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I texted my mate saying it doesn't look like we'll be heading to Inverness on Saturday. He didn't have a clue that this is all going on and now I don't know how to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: If this is really happening then witchell needs his own heads gone thread FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's me learned that Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire are different things. Who knew? Websites that force you to select City: Aberdeen, County: Aberdeenshire are a true PTTGOYN. Eta: it took me a tragically long time to realise that butteries taste far, far superior when toasted. Edited September 8, 2022 by Hedgecutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 That BBC coverage of a plane coming in and some people getting off was eye wateringly cringey. Nicholas fucking Witchell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: I refute that. I grew up in Aberdeenshire and never heard the word rowie until I move into Aberdeen for university. Even this P&J article (https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/328555/16-things-might-know-aberdeen-rowies/) states... I work in Aberdeenshire and they call it a rowie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I'm no royalist but even I could tell who was getting off the plane ahead of Witchell. Probably couldn't see properly through his tears. The c**t. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Tell you what else this reminds me of. When John Kennedy Jr. crashed his plane off the coast of Massachusetts, we got live coverage of the search for the wreckage - endless hours of views of the ocean, with f**k all happening and the commentators trying desperately to describe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_don Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) ‘Doing the job of queen, all that paperwork, day after day’ oh wow - such a tough life… Thats just some of the commentary from Witchell on ‘what does the queen do’ Edited September 8, 2022 by kent_don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, kent_don said: ‘Doing the job of queen, all that paperwork, day after day’ oh wow - such a tough life… She could have sold one of her paintings to outsource it, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Doesn’t matter who it is, Witchell or anyone, they just need to keep talking, and talking, and talking… keep talking through the endless shots of closed gates at Balmoral, of grainy images at Aberdeen airport, of tourists outside Buckingham Palace… just keep talking. Talk shite. Say nothing of importance, just keep fcuking talking. I have a bit of sympathy for their predicament. No pausing for breath. Just keep gibbering fcuking pish. Quaint village names, the Queen’s corgis, how she enjoyed an Aberdeen(shire) rowie / buttery / salty flat cake with her morning cuppa’….just keep talkinggggggggg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Are people seriously suggesting that the football will be cancelled if she pops her clogs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 My turn noo 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Granny Danger said: Are people seriously suggesting that the football will be cancelled if she pops her clogs? Complete shutdown for several days so it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Doesn’t matter who it is, Witchell or anyone, they just need to keep talking, and talking, and talking… keep talking through the endless shots of closed gates at Balmoral, of grainy images at Aberdeen airport, of tourists outside Buckingham Palace… just keep talking. Talk shite. Say nothing of importance, just keep fcuking talking. I have a bit of sympathy for their predicament. No pausing for breath. Just keep gibbering fcuking pish. Quaint village names, the Queen’s corgis, how she enjoyed an Aberdeen(shire) rowie / buttery / salty flat cake with her morning cuppa’….just keep talkinggggggggg. Don’t. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said: I work in Aberdeenshire and they call it a rowie! Immigrants... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 That’s the third sign language interpreter the BBC have had on all dressed in black Pretty convinced she’s either died or on her deathbed now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: She could have sold one of her paintings to outsource it, surely. Her paintings? Hers? As far as I know, the Royal Collection artworks are “held in trust for the nation”. Meaning the nation doesn’t get to see them until special exhibitions are put on by the gracious permission of Her Majesty the Queen. Normal Island, indeed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 In all seriousness, I can't see Nicholas Witchell lasting 24 hours after the Queen's death is confirmed. It might be kinder if he went first, actually. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Are people seriously suggesting that the football will be cancelled if she pops her clogs? Douglas Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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