carpetmonster Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Withdrawn (from) The Forum. Woodnight Thweet Frince 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duries Air Freshener Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The way I look at it there’s two options if Lizzie dies. The first is god didn’t save her because he* couldn’t because he* doesn’t exist. The second is that he* does exist and didn’t save her because he* hates the royal family. The logical conclusion is that it is not possible to be an admirer of the royal family AND believe in god. * For the purpose of this post the mythical creature is masculine on the basis that men f**k things up more than non-men. That's it GD, that is indeed the only logical conclusion. Historians, scholars, scientists and philosophers can now be stopped in their tracks. You've got it all worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, Snafu said: Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family? I'm not a fan of the monarchy but I also don't get wound up or as angsty as some do on here. When I was in P5 Big Liz visited the town my school was in and we literally had to do some formal Scottish dance performance where she watched on. So the Queen has literally seen me buss it down. Could have been me... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 15 minutes ago, Snafu said: Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family? I said “alright” to Ralf Little in DC10 once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 24 minutes ago, Snafu said: Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family? yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 28 minutes ago, Snafu said: Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family? I had to build a temporary corridor between a theatre box and the bog so Princess Margaret could go for a shite and a snort mid performance without anyone noticing. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) Prince Philip once told me to "Get out of the bloody way" at a carriage driving event that my girlfriend at the time's mother was competing in. I have never felt as proud, forelock-tugging or servile in the following 38 years. Gawd bless his decomposing corpse. Edited June 2, 2022 by lichtgilphead Inability to count 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 hours ago, dirty dingus said: ^^^^^ Who's this fucking idiot? ^^^^^ Been binned 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Snafu said: Breaking Queen to miss Friday events after 'discomfort' We've just had this from Buckingham Palace: Quote Message: The Queen greatly enjoyed today’s birthday parade and flypast but did experience some discomfort. Taking into account the journey and activity required to participate in tomorrow’s National Service of Thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral, Her Majesty with great reluctance has concluded that she will not attend. The Queen is looking forward to participating in tonight’s beacon lighting event at Windsor Castle and would like to thank all those who made today such a memorable occasion." It was the only way anyone from Rohan would turn up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 27 minutes ago, lichtgilphead said: Prince Philip once told me to "Get out of the bloody way" at a carriage driving event that my girlfriend at the time's mother was competing in. I have never felt as proud, forelock-tugging or servile in the following 38 years. Gawd bless his decomposing corpse. True story that Prince Phillip spent the last 18 years of his life telling people to get out of the bloody way. It was usually pedestrians while he was driving though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Bless Lemmy Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 I'm no monarchist. I have nothing against Liz 2 personally but her family have been a complete clusterfuck and as a result a total embarrassment to the country as a whole. I want her to live another couple of years just so she can break Louis XIV's all-time record so the country can stick one up Francois Frog but after that I don't give a flying one. If the royals have to exist it should be low-key and less privileged like the Scannies and the Belgian/Dutch. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 The Sex Pistols summed it up nicely.... Quote God save the Queen A fascist regime They made you a moron Potential H-bomb God save the Queen She ain't no human being There is no future In England's dreaming Don't be told about what you want Don't be told about what you need No future, no future, no future for you God save the Queen We mean it, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Terrific to see Royalist forelock tuggers absolutely seething at the "Prince Andrew is a sweaty nonce" tune making it up the charts. If this is how they react to an entirely acceptable piss-take out of her paedo son, they'll be absolutely crushed when the selfish old boot finally croaks. Tremendous stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 6 hours ago, God Bless Lemmy said: I'm no monarchist. I have nothing against Liz 2 personally but her family have been a complete clusterfuck and as a result a total embarrassment to the country as a whole. I want her to live another couple of years just so she can break Louis XIV's all-time record so the country can stick one up Francois Frog but after that I don't give a flying one. If the royals have to exist it should be low-key and less privileged like the Scannies and the Belgian/Dutch. 'Francois Frog' had the sense to empty them in 1789. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family?I was working on the QE2(the ship not the person) in 1990 and they came on for the 150 celebrations of Cunard Line. They walked through the Casino where we worked and we were all standing at the gaming tables. The only person Phil spoke to was a croupier from Belfast. I won’t tell you what side of the city she was from, but I don’t think she would be welcome back there now! [emoji23]I personally have nothing against HRH but just feel the whole institution is outdated and I can totally understand the ‘discomfort’ she felt as I certainly felt the same when I saw any coverage of it yesterday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Snafu said: Anyone on here ever met or spoken to or been spoken to by a member of the Royal Family? Not me but my partner was. We moved into a new build/renovated development of a historical building in Forfar a while back and Edward and Sophie as Early and Cuntress of Forfar were invited to tour about the place for some weird reason. I was at work and got a text from her asking if I wanted to come home and meet them when they were to do the rounds speaking to residents. f**k off Apparently they were down to earth and VERY funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 We're not even halfway through this shite and already Liz has sacked it and today's festivities will feature "the biggest bell in Britain" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 25 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: We're not even halfway through this shite and already Liz has sacked it and today's festivities will feature "the biggest bell in Britain" How dare you. Nicholas witchell is by far the most entertaining part of this entire theatre. If Meghan markle could release some sort of statement in the middle of one of nicks live broadcasts then it could be a historic moment for tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: I'm not a fan of the monarchy but I also don't get wound up or as angsty as some do on here. When I was in P5 Big Liz visited the town my school was in and we literally had to do some formal Scottish dance performance where she watched on. So the Queen has literally seen me buss it down. Could have been me... Big Liz? I don't think that was the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said: We're not even halfway through this shite and already Liz has sacked it and today's festivities will feature "the biggest bell in Britain" 4 hours of it. Neighbours will be raging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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