Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: And flat screen TVs. And a mobile phone and bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 16/05/2022 at 18:57, Antlion said: Google knows the score. The layout of their suggested articles pretty accurately shows the aristocracy’s attitudes towards the feckless and undeserving peasantry. I think she might be unsuspectingly powering a cannabis farm next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: I think she might be unsuspectingly powering a cannabis farm next door. There’s nothing “unsuspecting” about it: St James’s Park is 90% cannabis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Antlion said: There’s nothing “unsuspecting” about it: St James’s Park is 90% cannabis. Ha'way the lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 An invitation to a Jubilee street party has thudded onto the mat.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! anyway I wonder if I could get anyway with playing this - the tune is "familiar" and maybe they'll no notice the words: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 20/05/2022 at 18:44, Suspect Device said: Ha'way the lads. I suggest you never set foot in Geordieland, that's the Mackem version, they Ho'way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Has everyone got their bunting sorted for all the street parties we're having next week? I noticed when I was picking my daughter up that one house near the primary school had a 70 years flag and UJ bunting hung all round their house and garden. Also the old folks home has a flag and some bunting. Maybe old c***s are the only folk celebrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Has everyone got their bunting sorted for all the street parties we're having next week? I noticed when I was picking my daughter up that one house near the primary school had a 70 years flag and UJ bunting hung all round their house and garden. Also the old folks home has a flag and some bunting. Maybe old c***s are the only folk celebrating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 22 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Has everyone got their bunting sorted for all the street parties we're having next week? I noticed when I was picking my daughter up that one house near the primary school had a 70 years flag and UJ bunting hung all round their house and garden. Also the old folks home has a flag and some bunting. Maybe old c***s are the only folk celebrating. I think I'll spend part of the sycophancy festival watching "Stranger Things" on Netflix, the old and new episodes. There can't be many "stranger things" than sane folk in the 21st century going off their collective trolley over an unelected head of state whose only claim to the role is the order in which they and their siblings were the biological outcomes of their parents' "bonking". Meanwhile, at a food bank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Looks like a scene from a mad Scandinavian horror film, it has to be a pishtake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Just as well it's only from the waist up. If it was full sized, some weirdos would never leave the house . Too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 58 minutes ago, scottsdad said: No doubt her Maj will have cardboard cut-outs of street urchins and homeless adults round her banquet table in a demonstration of solidarity! Gawd bless 'er! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Maybe c***s are the only folk celebrating. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeeTillEhDeh Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 I'm hopefully going to be away abroad during the Sychophancy Festival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: I'm hopefully going to be away abroad during the Sychophacy Festival I'm going to be in the far North of Lewis, hoping the news won't have reached that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm going to be in the far North of Lewis, hoping the news won't have reached that far. The North (of Lewis) won't bend the knee, surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 You have to hand it to Liz and Phil. Not many kids in British families all grow up to be princes and princesses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 53 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: You have to hand it to Liz and Phil. Not many kids in British families all grow up to be princes and princesses. True, true. It can't be easy raising a family when you're wondering where your next country estate or small island group is coming from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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