Scott Steiner Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Thorongil said: A pair of Levi’s? Sorry man, a Levis jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, oaksoft said: Why don't all you guys on here save yourselves the money and just ask your wife outright for sex. She knows that's why you're buying her stuff. You know that's why you're buying her stuff. It's the same ridiculous pantomime at Valentine's Day as well. Why not just save the money, buy some wine instead, send the kids to the grannies and just get straight to some funky business? Life's too short for all this beating around the bush. Great, I've got a couple of bottles, can you make yourself scarce? Edited December 16, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 A coat A (eye-wateringly) expensive scarf She wants some fancy perfume but it’s so expensive that I’ve set out some terms and conditions should she want it. Santa hopefully bringing me an in-van espresso machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, Sammy00 said: I bought my gf the Hermes bag she had wanted for a long time It’s the thought that counts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I noticed some grudginess on another thread so just interested to test the temperature. My wife is getting: travel straighteners, a Ted Baker travel bag, a gold chain with an infinity loop, some adult colouring books, colouring pens, leather gloves with fleece lining and a Hotel Chocolat chocolate wreath thing. I can't believe no-one has picked up on the adult colouring book! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 The usual. again... Cosmetics from Clarins and Clinique Perfumes from Dior and Chanel Cashmere scarf and jumper from Johnston's of Elgin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Puncture repair kit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Earpods and perfume, along with the pyjamas/dressing gown/slippers combo that she likes to get every year. She's also chosen a pair of boots for her Xmas night out that I'm getting her. All pretty straightforward shopping tbh. I haven't asked or hinted for anything in particular in return, but a fairly large box arrived today which she stashed in a cupboard in the spare room that I'm not to see, so intrigued to find out wtf it is. To be fair, she normally chooses pretty well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Santa hopefully bringing me an in-van espresso machine. Are you looking at branching out the enterprise or is it purely for you? Some amount of money in taking coffee to the punters nowadays. Mind boggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 New purse, something to attach to her phone to hold her bank cards in when she doesn’t use said purse, and some perfume and pyjamas probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Scott Steiner said: 50th anniversary Rangers strip. Heavy staunch. What's an infinity loop? Something that seems to go on forever without anybody really understanding it. In some cases it can change shape but still holds on to the past. Once trapped in one it's difficult to get out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deegee Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Adults that go looking for presents aren’t right in the head, in my opinion. Christmas gifts are for kids and maybe a wee something for your old parents as a thank you etc. We are off on holiday in February and have agreed we’d rather wait till then and maybe treat each other, if there was something we see when away. Otherwise I’m cooking a lovely turkey roast next weekend, the grown up “kids” will get their little presents and we will all head round to her relatives and get pissed in the evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Getting my fiancé perfume, a top, a gin set and a new set of hairdryers and straighteners. I’m hoping for some nice beers and a top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, mizfit said: I’m hoping for some nice beers and a top. A box of lager and a small bottle of lemonade? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Sammy00 said: I bought my gf the Hermes bag she had wanted for a long time A nice practical spacious bag, shame it's not a little more convenient to cart round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Are you looking at branching out the enterprise or is it purely for you? Some amount of money in taking coffee to the punters nowadays. Mind boggling. I’m too judgemental to be a barista. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) We are spending £10 on each other, and we have to buy ten items from the same shop - one of those ‘Pound Shop’ type places in Cumbernauld. We have decided to shove the ‘normal Christmas budget’ into a ‘hope to fcuk we can get abroad again in 2022’ fund. If we do get back to the USA next year, will go for a big steak dinner and a nice wine with the money. That’s the plan anyway. I’m hoping, surely, that my ten items will at least include a Lynx shower gel, a new toothbrush, and an air freshener for the car. Divorce beckons… Edited December 16, 2021 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 16 minutes ago, pozbaird said: We are spending £10 on each other, and we have to buy ten items from the same shop - one of those ‘Pound Shop’ type places in Cumbernauld. We have decided to shove the ‘normal Christmas budget’ into a ‘hope to fcuk we can get abroad again in 2022’ fund. If we do get back to the USA next year, will go for a big steak dinner and a nice wine with the money. That’s the plan anyway. I’m hoping, surely, that my ten items will at least include a Lynx shower gel, a new toothbrush, and an air freshener for the car. Divorce beckons… Scenes when one of your 10 items is Rangers 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 bought her favourite movie from Ebay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 12 hours ago, oaksoft said: Why don't all you guys on here save yourselves the money and just ask your wife outright for sex. She knows that's why you're buying her stuff. You know that's why you're buying her stuff. It's the same ridiculous pantomime at Valentine's Day as well. Why not just save the money, buy some wine instead, send the kids to the grannies and just get straight to some funky business? Life's too short for all this beating around the bush. If this is a serious post, it’s one of the saddest I’ve read on The Forum. What a way to live your life. Middle age sounds grim. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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