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1 hour ago, The DA said:

She was a right snooty c**t by all accounts, only had time for her luvvie pals.

She stayed in the Bayview Hotel in Kinghorn whilst performing at The Adam Smith Theatre, leaving her dogs in the hotel when she went out to work, staff had to clean shite off the carpet in her room and when challenged she would say 'you get paid to clean the rooms don't you'

Utter fucking tramp.

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7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

She was a right snooty c**t by all accounts, only had time for her luvvie pals.

She stayed in the Bayview Hotel in Kinghorn whilst performing at The Adam Smith Theatre, leaving her dogs in the hotel when she went out to work, staff had to clean shite off the carpet in her room and when challenged she would say 'you get paid to clean the rooms don't you'

Utter fucking tramp.

And as a final two fingers up to the proles she's left her burnt corpse for some poor sod to clear up

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1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

She was a right snooty c**t by all accounts, only had time for her luvvie pals.

She stayed in the Bayview Hotel in Kinghorn whilst performing at The Adam Smith Theatre, leaving her dogs in the hotel when she went out to work, staff had to clean shite off the carpet in her room and when challenged she would say 'you get paid to clean the rooms don't you'

Utter fucking tramp.

On the Hearses.

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1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

She was a right snooty c**t by all accounts, only had time for her luvvie pals.

She stayed in the Bayview Hotel in Kinghorn whilst performing at The Adam Smith Theatre, leaving her dogs in the hotel when she went out to work, staff had to clean shite off the carpet in her room and when challenged she would say 'you get paid to clean the rooms don't you'

Utter fucking tramp.

^^^knocked back.

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8 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

She was a right snooty c**t by all accounts, only had time for her luvvie pals.

She stayed in the Bayview Hotel in Kinghorn whilst performing at The Adam Smith Theatre, leaving her dogs in the hotel when she went out to work, staff had to clean shite off the carpet in her room and when challenged she would say 'you get paid to clean the rooms don't you'

Utter fucking tramp.

Harsh, but fare.

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On 20/02/2022 at 12:23, Miguel Sanchez said:

If Liz is going to die I'd appreciate if she does it this week, Gran Turismo 7 comes out a week on Friday and I'll be fucked if I'm spending the following Sunday doing everyone's scores for her.

 

See before you start Gran Turismo could you do a wee table for when everyone gets obliterated in the forthcoming  nuclear apocalypse.  It would be good to know in advance how my best ever dead pool season finishes, as after will be a bit problematic.

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