Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Ask for world peace you selfish c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: You do realise he has to come down the chimney with all this stuff. I can't see it happening. Well, thanks for ruining Christmas. I haven't yet posted my letter so I'll make sure to request you get a lump of coal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 9 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Add me to the chocolate, booze and peace and quiet club. After about 30 anything you want you can buy yourself or it's too expensive to ask someone else to buy. Because I'm going to her side for Xmas day and she is working Xmas eve I'll be having my own private Xmas day on Xmas eve. Wake up, champagne and a bacon croissant. Followed by a hefty couple of whiskies and a couple of old films . Down to the local for mid afternoon for a good few hours of pints, whiskies and podcasts and home for a curry and the M.R. James Ghost Stories. I'm in tears just thinking about it. ETA presuming nobody on here is a 19th century quaker when wasn't Christmas commercialised ? It's always been about the gifts as far as i know going back to the early 80s. I think the commercialization tends to have started at the exact moment someone became a miserable b*****d with nothing to say funnily enough, but usually just after they were children For me, will be more than happy if I receive a good book, bottle of wine/whiskey and the jumper my mum knits me every couple of years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Omnicron to be a flash in the pan so I can see my brother for the first time in 3 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Ask for world peace you selfish c***s. Why should Santa be responsible for world peace? What's it got to do with him? I think he does a great job delivering presents all over the world and now you want you to burden him with the responsibility of resolving all the world's conflicts. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Why should Santa be responsible for world peace? What's it got to do with him? I think he does a great job delivering presents all over the world and now you want you to burden him with the responsibility of resolving all the world's conflicts. Ridiculous.The world has never been more peaceful. Absolute waste of a magical present man IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Ask for world peace you selfish c***s. Oh, and a new bikini for the swimwear round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 12 hours ago, Shotgun said: 1. A new roof for the house. Which I won't get. 2. Air fare and spending money to go to my neice's wedding next year. Which I won't get. 3. A new furnace (Me and the Dad from 'A Christmas Story' are spirit brothers). Which I won't get. 4. A Leica M10-R Digital Rangefinder Camera (Black Chrome) plus a Leica 35mm Lens. Which I won't get. and 5. A fully restored and upgraded Jaguar MKII. Which I won't get. Frankly, if he brings me a bottle of decent whisky, a Terry's Chocolate Orange and maybe an NFT of something, I'll be well content. If i get the euromillions up tonight and win the £110 million i will grant this wish. Indeed i will grant the wishes of any unedited post before this post (with the exception of world peace, I might buy some of the worlds peas (the best way to get peas is with a knife) and invite you all to a big fish tea however) including a new bikini for bftd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol..... Cocaine Or some socks, I'm no fussed 14 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: If i get the euromillions up tonight and win the £110 million i will grant this wish. Indeed i will grant the wishes of any unedited post before this post (with the exception of world peace, I might buy some of the worlds peas (the best way to get peas is with a knife) and invite you all to a big fish tea however) including a new bikini for bftd. Entrapment, I'm on to you narc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 My youngest is 11, and this is the first year there has been no excitement about Christmas from her. Usually by this stage she's a quivering mess getting all excited about it but this year she's just outgrown it. Presented us with a written list of stuff she would like from the Smyths catalogue - not so much as a mention of Santa. Just wish the wife was as organised and would present a similar list. As for me, a note to my parents that Bells is not a single malt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Entrapment, I'm on to you narc Ill be quitting the criminal justice sector so i’m a man of my word. You can have all the nicotines and alcohol you need for life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: My youngest is 11, and this is the first year there has been no excitement about Christmas from her. Usually by this stage she's a quivering mess getting all excited about it but this year she's just outgrown it. Presented us with a written list of stuff she would like from the Smyths catalogue - not so much as a mention of Santa. Just wish the wife was as organised and would present a similar list. As for me, a note to my parents that Bells is not a single malt. Rodclaus will buy you a single malt as per my promise if i win. Send good karma and you shall have a Balvennie or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 What I really want is a good quality frying pan. The wife says thats not a Xmas present but it would genuinely make me happy and enhance my life. Same as she wouldn't get me new brake pads for my birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Dear Santa… A goal from a St Mirren striker. Mandatory facemasks booted into the sun. A gradual shift in 2022 from everything being about fcuking Covid. Health and happiness to all on P&B, especially Renton, P&Bs dug’. Another goal from a St Mirren striker. Scotland to qualify for the World Cup. Easy. Get it sorted beardy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Send good karma and you shall have a Balvennie or something. Please DM me with the address to which I should send this karma. I have a bucket load I'm not using so this seems like a smoking deal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Ill be quitting the criminal justice sector so i’m a man of my word. You can have all the nicotines and alcohol you need for life. Are you still getting the job at Celtic Bernie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you still getting the job at Celtic Bernie? If i was Bernie id tell them to f**k off, worst fans in the planet. But no if i win the euromillions theres only one team i’d buy and oh my what fun i’d have as the owner of Airdrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Just now, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: If i was Bernie id tell them to f**k off, worst fans in the planet. But no if i win the euromillions theres only one team i’d buy and oh my what fun i’d have as the owner of Airdrie. You're all welcome to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Dear Santa, I'd like a full scale lockdown apart from chimneys for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day, and everything totally back to normal for Strathspey Thistle v Clachnacuddin on the 27th and thereafter please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 6 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: What I really want is a good quality frying pan. The wife says thats not a Xmas present but it would genuinely make me happy and enhance my life. Same as she wouldn't get me new brake pads for my birthday. A really good frying pan is a fucking excellent present. I wish you good fortune in your quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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