Patrick Noubissie Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 The false flag stuff earlier in this thread is the dumbest shit I've ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 https://www.slapchris.com 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 31 km/h muthafuker, and my hair loss is all down to an overabundance of testosterone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Although I think this is a better headline: I know how Will Smith felt about his wife being criticised, says Rishi Sunak - BBC News Famously having a less than moral investment portfolio is the same as a medical condition. I'm sure she wakes up everyday annoyed that she has no control over where her money sits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: 31 km/h muthafuker, and my hair loss is all down to an overabundance of testosterone. I got 54km/h Top Tip: Zoom your browser window out so the distance is smaller 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 51 km/h. I used a diagonal approach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I got 54km/h Top Tip: Zoom your browser window out so the distance is smaller 268km/h. Extra Tip: After you zoom the browser window out...backswing. Edited April 1, 2022 by djchapsticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, broon-loon said: 51 km/h. I used a diagonal approach. Diagonal approach, a zoomed out screen and a good run up meant I got to 294 km/h but I can't break 300 km/h I would try adjusting the mouse sensitivity settings but I've got to get on with actual work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Diagonal approach, a zoomed out screen and a good run up meant I got to 294 km/h but I can't break 300 km/h I would try adjusting the mouse sensitivity settings but I've got to get on with actual work 306km/h. Poor Chris didn't know what was coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Actual work can wait... By maxing out the mouse sensitivity and plugging in another monitor to let me get more of a run up I was able to slap Chris Rock at 373 kph (230 mph) 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 ^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Actual work can wait... By maxing out the mouse sensitivity and plugging in another monitor to let me get more of a run up I was able to slap Chris Rock at 373 kph (230 mph) I'm sure your work will fully understand. Some effort. Edited April 1, 2022 by djchapsticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Just now, djchapsticks said: I'm sure your work will fully understand. Some effort. I love the way the spirit of friendly competition has driven all of us to levels of performance that we wouldn't have believed possible. Admittedly I've probably only won this because I had better technology available to me which makes my achievement basically equal to that of seven times Formula one champions Lewis Hamilton so I expect my MBE on the queens birthday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) 371 kmph. Admittedly, I achieved that by putting the monitor at the side of the motorway and driving past it on the wrong side of the road. Edited April 1, 2022 by Richey Edwards 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 371 kmph. Admittedly, I achieved that by putting the monitor at the side of the motorway and driving past it on the wrong side of the road.Top tipTurn the monitor upside down and you can do that from the correct side of the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I am currently figuring out if there's a system where I can tie a small rocket propulsion device to the mouse... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I am currently figuring out if there's a system where I can tie a small rocket propulsion device to the mouse...I think some kind of super fast belt sander under a stationary mouse might be the way to go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 24 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I think some kind of super fast belt sander under a stationary mouse might be the way to go Sounds like a job for a certain clumsy fifer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 He's resigned from the "Academy" Part of his statement reads - "The list of those I have hurt is long and includes Chris, his family, many of my dear friends and loved ones, all those in attendance, and global audiences at home," Smith said on Friday. "I betrayed the trust of the Academy. I deprived other nominees and winners of their opportunity to celebrate and be celebrated for their extraordinary work. I am heartbroken." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 The guy is clearly not in a good place. If he can make peace with Chris Rock then it should be forgiven and forgotten IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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