supermik Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 23 minutes ago, Donathan said: On the first Saturday of the month I tidy up the house and then go to asda for a food shop On the second Saturday of the month I lie in bed all day hungover following my monthly work night out the night before. I generally spend most of the day wanking until I’m blue in the face. On the third Saturday of the month, I’m at home for the weekend so I usually play golf with my dad and brother. On the fourth Saturday of the month, I go to the pub with my neighbour. If it’s a five week month I just chill on the extra Saturday. I’m off to the pub with my neighbour Lewis now. So basically you just Go around, Lie around, Play a round and Buy a round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 2 hours ago, throbber said: You really are a psychopath in the making. More bullying from throbber. Sad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: More bullying from throbber. Sad! I’ll probably be the first person outwith your immediate family to be murdered once this cruel world eventually pushes you over the edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I’ll probably be the first person outwith your immediate family to be murdered once this cruel world eventually pushes you over the edge. I was being a bit jokey when I wrote that post but it’s genuinely exactly the sort of weekend day that I like. Nice walk in the country with the boy and then some quiet time. I’m going out tonight and it pales in comparison in terms of enjoyment, satisfaction etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? f**k that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 1 Watch Motherwell get scudded. 2 Have a crywank. 3 Drink to forget Motherwell getting scudded and the shame of the crywank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 20 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? f**k that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it! I think they have created a false dichotomy there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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