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Livvy game a shitfest with two decent goals being the only standout. No goals today. Beaten at home by Dundee. Our ‘recent form’ guide showing zero wins, a couple of shitfest draws,

Let’s be honest, we are an utterly boring ‘meh’ top flight side with zero to little flair. It’s like watching Gus MacPherson St Mirren teams all over again. Us ‘diehards’ rack up week after week through loyalty and because it’s what we do. We’re like watching Dulux dry. Again.

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42 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Livvy game a shitfest with two decent goals being the only standout. No goals today. Beaten at home by Dundee. Our ‘recent form’ guide showing zero wins, a couple of shitfest draws,

Let’s be honest, we are an utterly boring ‘meh’ top flight side with zero to little flair. It’s like watching Gus MacPherson St Mirren teams all over again. Us ‘diehards’ rack up week after week through loyalty and because it’s what we do. We’re like watching Dulux dry. Again.

The most creative ex player on our staff is the sports scientist…….other than that it’s defenders and an ex goalie…….might explain our lack of creativity 😀

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1 hour ago, Munoz said:

Dross patter.....

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Might be crap patter but where’s the counter argument? Hearts are doing what would give our Top 6 Tony CEO a hard-on.  Where’s our ‘top 3’ season? Top 6 season? Anything other than fcuking hoping Hamilton / Ross County / Killie / Gretna / insert name of top flight bottom feeding rival are even fcuking worse than us season? Every top flight season in recent memory is the same. The players and manager change, but ir’s ingrained in our DNA to be pish to watch, relegation battling, bottom 6 shite. We simply cannot have a go at any Jambos fans who are having a go at us. Not until we prove it onfield, and achieve, even for a brief moment, a ‘Motherwell or St Johnstone’ top 6 season.

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Just now, Austin McCann said:

It was dire until the first goal. St Mirren at that point were looking as likely to score as we were. After we scored it was a case of how many, we should have scored more. It was more confirmation that there is very little difference between 3rd and 12th.

Nope. There’s a big difference between 3rd and 12th. The teams who can finish 3rd can eke out wins, while the teams fannying around 12th cannot hit a coo’s arse wae’ a banjo and are grim to watch. Like us. 

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9 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Nope. There’s a big difference between 3rd and 12th. The teams who can finish 3rd can eke out wins, while the teams fannying around 12th cannot hit a coo’s arse wae’ a banjo and are grim to watch. Like us. 

I think that's harsh on St Mirren, the first goal today was huge and it was not clear who was getting it.

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15 minutes ago, Austin McCann said:

It was dire until the first goal. St Mirren at that point were looking as likely to score as we were. After we scored it was a case of how many, we should have scored more. It was more confirmation that there is very little difference between 3rd and 12th.

I think Celtic are a fair bit better than Ross County in all honesty

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30 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Might be crap patter but where’s the counter argument? Hearts are doing what would give our Top 6 Tony CEO a hard-on.  Where’s our ‘top 3’ season? Top 6 season? Anything other than fcuking hoping Hamilton / Ross County / Killie / Gretna / insert name of top flight bottom feeding rival are even fcuking worse than us season? Every top flight season in recent memory is the same. The players and manager change, but ir’s ingrained in our DNA to be pish to watch, relegation battling, bottom 6 shite. We simply cannot have a go at any Jambos fans who are having a go at us. Not until we prove it onfield, and achieve, even for a brief moment, a ‘Motherwell or St Johnstone’ top 6 season.

FFS dini put yourself down that’s our job😉

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37 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Might be crap patter but where’s the counter argument? Hearts are doing what would give our Top 6 Tony CEO a hard-on.  Where’s our ‘top 3’ season? Top 6 season? Anything other than fcuking hoping Hamilton / Ross County / Killie / Gretna / insert name of top flight bottom feeding rival are even fcuking worse than us season? Every top flight season in recent memory is the same. The players and manager change, but ir’s ingrained in our DNA to be pish to watch, relegation battling, bottom 6 shite. We simply cannot have a go at any Jambos fans who are having a go at us. Not until we prove it onfield, and achieve, even for a brief moment, a ‘Motherwell or St Johnstone’ top 6 season.

Booze much.

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Might be crap patter but where’s the counter argument? Hearts are doing what would give our Top 6 Tony CEO a hard-on.  Where’s our ‘top 3’ season? Top 6 season? Anything other than fcuking hoping Hamilton / Ross County / Killie / Gretna / insert name of top flight bottom feeding rival are even fcuking worse than us season? Every top flight season in recent memory is the same. The players and manager change, but ir’s ingrained in our DNA to be pish to watch, relegation battling, bottom 6 shite. We simply cannot have a go at any Jambos fans who are having a go at us. Not until we prove it onfield, and achieve, even for a brief moment, a ‘Motherwell or St Johnstone’ top 6 season.

Point of course information nobody really takes St Johnstone seriously despite recent events
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