Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get a folded out paper clip in there. Absolute scenes. I weigh myself before and after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 I love cracking my fingers. And toes and knees and ankles. Incredibly relaxing. it used to really bother my wife but one day I accidentally cracked one of her fingers and she got curious. I then showed her it was just a knack and she will sometimes ask me to do it for her. She no longer complains when I do it. I won one!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, Thorongil said: it used to really bother my wife but one day I accidentally cracked one of her fingers and she got curious. I then showed her it was just a knack and she will sometimes ask me to do it for her. She no longer complains when I do it. Read over this a few times. Sorry, but it has an entirely different context for me.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, broon-loon said: Read over this a few times. Sorry, but it has an entirely different context for me.. With mild reflexology I can make my joints make a kind of clicking or cracking sound. It’s very relaxing. you know the kind of thing. when I was a kid people used to say “oooh you’ll end up with arthritis” but this is a myth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 The first wear of a new pair of slippers. Superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Pulling on a new pair of socks. Wearing a crisp new shirt. The softness of the inside of a new sweatshirt. In fact, the first wear of new clothes in general. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Sometimes ill wake up in the middle of the night and have a momentary panic ive overslept, check the time, see its something like 4am and then curl up all toasty like Eric Cartman for a couple more hours of blissful peace. Finding loose silvers or even pound coins on the ground outside, picking up coppers doesnt feel worth the effort but a 50p someone has dropped (provided its not grotty looking) is getting in my pocket.Similarly, I don't think there's any better feeling when you wake up slightly in the morning and your brain is convinced you've to be up for work before realising a few seconds later that you're actually off that day. Absolutely magic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Working in a team of ~10, all of which are Scottish from the exception of a Canadian... called Scott. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The pop when a new pot of jam is opened. PTTGOYN if it doesn't open easily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The pop when a new pot of jam is opened. PTTGOYN if it doesn't open easily.Just push a thin knife slightly between the lid and the glass to pop the air tight seal. After that it opens easily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Pulling on a new pair of socks. And you get to experience that every single day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: And you get to experience that every single day! Wish I could do the shirt thing too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Wish I could do the shirt thing too. If you spent less on socks you could 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, hk blues said: If you spent less on socks you could Heathen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The supreme satisfaction of sending a small item of rubbish in a perfect arc into a bin or waste paper basket saving yourself a few steps and a couple of seconds of valuable time while clinging on to the slim hope that it's not too late for a career in the NBA. Doubly satisfying if it's from a seated rather than standing position. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 4 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The pop when a new pot of jam is opened. PTTGOYN if it doesn't open easily. Pttpm is after failing to open a jar, running the lid under a hot tap for a few seconds and having it open with ease afterwards. Lovely. Getting into my bed after getting up for a pee in the middle of the night. Freezing flat, toasty bed. Perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, velo army said: Getting into my bed after getting up for a pee in the middle of the night. Freezing flat, toasty bed. Perfect. Not the third or fourth time you do it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not the third or fourth time you do it though. If it's 4 times I'd be asking a slender fingered doctor to give your arse a poke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: If it's 4 times I'd be asking a slender fingered doctor to give your arse a poke. I might be exaggerating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Good "on hold" music 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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