Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I like to peck at the foil seal with a pen to see how many holes I can put in it before it detaches from the jar. I don't know why I do this but it's a petty thing that pleases me.Hannibal Lecter and Mrs. Mathematics exhibited similar traits.On human cadavers........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Drinking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 My youngest son watches a lot of YouTube videos by someone called Mr Beast. His videos are hugely entertaining.Have any Clyde fans accidentally watched Mr Beast? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: My youngest son watches a lot of YouTube videos by someone called Mr Beast. His videos are hugely entertaining. Have any Clyde fans accidentally watched Mr Beast? Oh no. You aren't tricking me into searching for beasts on the internet again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: Having a shit and feeling it was a clean break and the first wipe confirms it. We call it an 'ace' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: My youngest son watches a lot of YouTube videos by someone called Mr Beast. His videos are hugely entertaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 A pinwheel, a big wedge of cake from the fair, a doo-dad for my hat, and the first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Hannibal Lecter and Mrs. Mathematics exhibited similar traits. On human cadavers........ Cadavers? They should be so lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Sometimes ill wake up in the middle of the night and have a momentary panic ive overslept, check the time, see its something like 4am and then curl up all toasty like Eric Cartman for a couple more hours of blissful peace. Finding loose silvers or even pound coins on the ground outside, picking up coppers doesnt feel worth the effort but a 50p someone has dropped (provided its not grotty looking) is getting in my pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 58 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: Sometimes ill wake up in the middle of the night and have a momentary panic ive overslept, check the time, see its something like 4am and then curl up all toasty like Eric Cartman for a couple more hours of blissful peace. Finding loose silvers or even pound coins on the ground outside, picking up coppers doesnt feel worth the effort but a 50p someone has dropped (provided its not grotty looking) is getting in my pocket. Things I need to do: 1. Glue 50p to pavement 2. Wait patiently 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: Sometimes ill wake up in the middle of the night and have a momentary panic ive overslept, check the time, see its something like 4am and then curl up all toasty like Eric Cartman for a couple more hours of blissful peace. Finding loose silvers or even pound coins on the ground outside, picking up coppers doesnt feel worth the effort but a 50p someone has dropped (provided its not grotty looking) is getting in my pocket. This summer I was sitting down in The Meadows and out of the corner of my eye thought I’d seen a bit of rubbish on the ground blowing towards me. Turned out it was a £20 note and it flew right into my hand. The joy I felt was probably excessive, but I was genuinely buzzing at the free money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: This summer I was sitting down in The Meadows and out of the corner of my eye thought I’d seen a bit of rubbish on the ground blowing towards me. Turned out it was a £20 note and it flew right into my hand. The joy I felt was probably excessive, but I was genuinely buzzing at the free money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Just watched at few biyzs...waking the elephant past my houuse. I hat5e what the boys doing, but I'm not taking bread Because of this this thread, jesus was a dJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 20 hours ago, TheScarf said: Having a shit and feeling it was a clean break and the first wipe confirms it. I once tapered one so perfectly that it cleared the u-bend on its own without the necessity of flushing. Clean wipe as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Cleaning out my ears 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Funky Nosejob said: I once tapered one so perfectly that it cleared the u-bend on its own without the necessity of flushing. Clean wipe as well. A ghostie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 20 hours ago, TheScarf said: Having a shit and feeling it was a clean break and the first wipe confirms it. Double the pleasure when you look down and the shite has gone without flushing. A ghostie I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 A ghostie.A phrase recently taken up by my 4 year old who loves to announce when she has done a shite, and also discuss whether or not it qualifies as a ghostie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 9 hours ago, hk blues said: Cleaning out my ears This, this, this. I don't get earwax, but the feeling of giving them a good scritch with a cotton bud is just indescribable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: This, this, this. I don't get earwax, but the feeling of giving them a good scritch with a cotton bud is just indescribable. Get a folded out paper clip in there. Absolute scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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