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St Mirren-plankton. Submissively being devoured by the bigger fish.

Motherwell- The humble pit pony. Toiling for years in darkness with no real reward and rarely seeing the sunlight.

Hibernian-Hyenas. Capable of damaging smaller animals, scrounging on the periphery and when caught by more powerful beasts can expect to take severe damage.

Rangers-Hmmm..... probably not unlike bears in that they spend years in the wilderness and get very grumpy at the slightest provocation.

Dundee Utd-Camel. Ugly and unglamorous. Toiling for years on a desert for little or no reward. A more exotic version of the pit pony.

Dundee-Rat. Capable of causing serious damage and often found playing/living among derelict ruins.

Livingston-Spider. Some folk like them some folk want rid of them and they use their homes to trap other insects.

St Johnstone-White Rhino. Close to extinction. Rarely seen doing anything of note and fawned over by posh c**ts.

Ross County-Deer. Small ineffective and obliterated every few years.

Aberdeen-Buzzard. Destroys small mammals. Occasionally soars at height but predominantly found sitting on fenceposts watching everything bypass them.

Celtic-Crows. Noisy and irritating in groups. Leave a mess everywhere. Great at scavenging for scraps but when bigger birds come along they shite it. 

Hearts-Bengal tiger. Beautiful. Dangerous. Hated by most. Been close to extinction a few times.

 

 

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46 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:
12 hours ago, Day of the Lords said:
Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. 

That's Falkirk surely?

Falkirk are dodos

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2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:
14 hours ago, Day of the Lords said:
Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. 

That's Falkirk surely?

Seaside league clubs as animals thread for this pish

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Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts
You haven't been in the Covid thread.
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7 hours ago, JamieThomas said:

Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts

There was a thread years ago where someone asked which footballers might be closeted homosexuals. That must have come close to the worst. 

 

By the way, I'd shag Esther McVey. 

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