Andy Möller's Penalty Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 St Mirren-plankton. Submissively being devoured by the bigger fish. Motherwell- The humble pit pony. Toiling for years in darkness with no real reward and rarely seeing the sunlight. Hibernian-Hyenas. Capable of damaging smaller animals, scrounging on the periphery and when caught by more powerful beasts can expect to take severe damage. Rangers-Hmmm..... probably not unlike bears in that they spend years in the wilderness and get very grumpy at the slightest provocation. Dundee Utd-Camel. Ugly and unglamorous. Toiling for years on a desert for little or no reward. A more exotic version of the pit pony. Dundee-Rat. Capable of causing serious damage and often found playing/living among derelict ruins. Livingston-Spider. Some folk like them some folk want rid of them and they use their homes to trap other insects. St Johnstone-White Rhino. Close to extinction. Rarely seen doing anything of note and fawned over by posh c**ts. Ross County-Deer. Small ineffective and obliterated every few years. Aberdeen-Buzzard. Destroys small mammals. Occasionally soars at height but predominantly found sitting on fenceposts watching everything bypass them. Celtic-Crows. Noisy and irritating in groups. Leave a mess everywhere. Great at scavenging for scraps but when bigger birds come along they shite it. Hearts-Bengal tiger. Beautiful. Dangerous. Hated by most. Been close to extinction a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Trilobites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. That's Falkirk surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 12 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. That's Falkirk surely? Falkirk are dodos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 14 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: Hearts would be pandas - animals which promise much but even when presented with the optimum conditions in which to succeed, they still absolutely bottle it. That's Falkirk surely? Seaside league clubs as animals thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these postsYou haven't been in the Covid thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ol1vercloff Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Hibs - a clutter of cats. A bunch of pussies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Rangers. Obviously a goldfish, forgetting they have about as a much history as a toaster. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 6 hours ago, JamieThomas said: Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts ^^^BEAST 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 7 hours ago, JamieThomas said: Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts There was a thread years ago where someone asked which footballers might be closeted homosexuals. That must have come close to the worst. By the way, I'd shag Esther McVey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, The Other Foot said: By the way, I'd shag Esther McVey. There would have to be a ball gag involved, f**k listening to that honking scouse accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 54 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: There would have to be a ball gag involved, f**k listening to that honking scouse accent. Is she scouse?! Hadn't even noticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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