Florentine_Pogen Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 I see the elderly tax-dodging lizard has been "advised to rest for two more weeks". Brace yourselves. You're not seriously suggesting that OI' Jug Ears will be delivering the Xmas Message this year.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 People fitting false eyelashes to their car headlights. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 15 hours ago, Detournement said: You meet these kind of English people and they are simpletons but happy. As a cynical and miserable Scot it always poses a lot of difficult questions. Please don't take my membership of the SNP as endorsement of their neo liberal agenda. Its an imperfect expression that I'm not them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 4 hours ago, resk said: I see the elderly tax-dodging lizard has been "advised to rest for two more weeks". Brace yourselves. You're not seriously suggesting that OI' Jug Ears will be delivering the Xmas Message this year.? Absolutely fucking not. There's a long bank holiday next year - Lizzie lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 18 minutes ago, Michael W said: Absolutely fucking not. There's a long bank holiday next year - Lizzie lives. Be quite something if the two happened back to back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 (edited) When this clusterfuck of a thread started. Where do I start people with no medical qualifications that no sod all about covid but question people that do have medical qualifications. Don't get me started about the "doctor" who gives out personal information over the internet. Edited October 30, 2021 by pawpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Gordon EF said: Nothing says "scum who don't know their place" like a leased dwarf. Never understood the leasing of dwarfs. I mean, yeah you get a new one every 5 years, get it serviced and only really need to get it new shoes once in a while but you never own it. Much better to pick a dwarf up around the 5 Yr old mark for a few grand and run it into the ground then scrap it. Edited October 30, 2021 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Never understood the leasing of dwarfs. I mean, yeah you get a new one every 5 years, get it serviced and only really need to get it new shoes once in a while but you never own it. Much better to pick a dwarf up around the 5 Yr old mark for a few grand and run it into the ground then scrap it.Lose a fortune as soon as you walk off the forecourt.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 3 hours ago, pawpar said: When this clusterfuck of a thread started. Where do I start people with no medical qualifications that no sod all about covid but question people that do have medical qualifications. Don't get me started about the "doctor" who gives out personal information over the internet. Ah, yes, because our 'experts' have absolutely nailed it right enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Never understood the leasing of dwarfs. I mean, yeah you get a new one every 5 years, get it serviced and only really need to get it new shoes once in a while but you never own it. Much better to pick a dwarf up around the 5 Yr old mark for a few grand and run it into the ground then scrap it.Aye but you can't beat that fresh new dwarf smell you get. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Absolutely fucking not. There's a long bank holiday next year - Lizzie lives. She’s going to fucking croak on Christmas Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 24 minutes ago, mizfit said: She’s going to fucking croak on Christmas Day. That should make the speech more interesting tbf. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 State broadcaster crying when an old man died https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2394612/Video-BBC-News-reader-tears-talking-Prince-Philips-death.html Ps sorry for the link to the mail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Just now, doulikefish said: State broadcaster crying when an old man died https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2394612/Video-BBC-News-reader-tears-talking-Prince-Philips-death.html Ps sorry for the link to the mail Croxall tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Croxall tho. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Wid Natch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 This slab of gammon being absolutely desperate for nuclear annihilation in 2017 was a big hint that we are heading off the edge of a cliff. 2 or 3 might even live to see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 5 hours ago, doulikefish said: State broadcaster crying when an old man died https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2394612/Video-BBC-News-reader-tears-talking-Prince-Philips-death.html Ps sorry for the link to the mail f**k the Mail - is this close? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 I cried Matt Hancock tears when the auld racist Greek died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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