Normal Island

[Mr. Brightside]

2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

This first paragraph from a description of it has ended me

No fucking chance can this be real

Ah yes the Mussolini Cappuccino, Mussolini the famous ally of Britain during WWII. 

[ICTChris]

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

Edited October 28, 2021 by ICTChris

[Sergeant Wilson]

6 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

Depends if I had a big breakfast.

[J_Stewart]

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

If this isn’t too meta (topical), and the court will allow, the prosecution would also like to present this post as evidence in the crusade to prove that this is in fact not a normal island. A very strange thing to ask.

[Marlo Stanfield]

Is the Mussolini cappuccino served with upside down cake ?

[Left Back]

18 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

Would kill every non dog owner in the village to feed my dogs.  Dogs are ace.  It’s people that are c***s (except me, my dogs love me so I’m clearly not a c**t)

[deegee]

9 minutes ago, Tommy Carcetti said:

Is the Mussolini cappuccino served with upside down cake ?

Maybe with a slice of marzi-panzer cake too?

[George Cowley]

23 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

I think if there was that little food in the house then the PnB dog owner would have eaten the dog food first.

And in such case, I’d say it was much more likely that the dog would then be eating their incel internet browsing owner. 

[GNU_Linux]

Is the Mussolini cappuccino served with upside down cake ?

Made by local partisan bakers.

[Marlo Stanfield]

There's definitely been certain triggers over the years which cause Normal Island to intensify. The problem is, it's never dialed back, the pressure just grows. Diana's death, Iraq War and poppy stuff, the advent of reality TV including poverty porn and 'benefit scroungers' narrative, online/Facebook, Brexit, Corbyn and Covid.

It's all used by the media to turn a big chunk of key voting demographics into seething, spiteful c***s. And the cycle continues.

 

[welshbairn]

45 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

I can go without food fairly easily, I'd probably waste away and die before killing and eating a pet dog. If you could smoke dog and I ran out, that would be a more dangerous situation for the pooch.

[SweeperDee]

Can't remember where i read it, but there was a good article a while back about how the country collectively lost its mind in the wake of Diana's death and has never really recovered from it. I was too young to know what was going on, but it does seem like it was the tipping point in terms of mass public hysteria. 
The Insulate Britain stuff is actually quite an interesting insight into the simmering anger that seems to be just under the surface in the UK. Can imagine it being infuriating if you're needing to go to hospital etc and i'd undoubtedly be a bit wound up myself, but it is a bit mental that for a sizeable chunk of folk, their immediate reaction to someone making them a bit late for work (with photographic evidence) is to want to run them over and kill them. Probably says as much about our attitude towards work than anything else. 
 
 

Britain as a country is completely repressed; you’re so correct about a collective anger beneath the surface. It goes hand in hand with our binging of alcohol every weekend, when every other Western European country handles it relatively fine. Would take a small controversial event for there to be carnage everywhere.

[Marlo Stanfield]

 

[Benjamin_Nevis]

I'd prefer a labrador over about 99.6% of the human population tbh. 

[Barry Ferguson's Hat]

Not once has a dog so much as said 'hello' to me. They can get fucked as far as I'm concerned.

[Detournement]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

How hungry would P&Ber dog owners have to be before they killed and ate their dog?  As in how many days would you have to go without food before you could do it?

I'd imagine the point of eating your dog is longer than turning cannibal and eating a random. 

Prisoners dilemma. 

[jimbaxters]

10 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said:

I'd prefer a labrador over about 99.6% of the human population tbh. 

^^^

[Jeff Venom]

I think it’s fair to say that Britain at some point lost its collective mind. Please share below any instances of how this manifests itself.
 
This is my personal favourite I come back to now and again:
 

I was there watching that as I was living pretty much where the video was taken from at the time (plus I was obvs out rattling pans).
There are two Woolwich ferries which go back and forth, and both are named...the name of the one in the clip? 'Dame Vera Lynn' of course!

[coprolite]

22 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said:

I'd prefer a labrador over about 99.6% of the human population tbh. 

Absolutely agree. Human is a bit salty with a fatty aftertaste compared to the tender texture and balance of sweet and umami of man's best friend. 

[Left Back]

13 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

Not once has a dog so much as said 'hello' to me. They can get fucked as far as I'm concerned.

My dogs “speak” to anyone that walks past our garden.  You haven’t met the right kind of dogs if they’re ignoring you.