DiegoDiego Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 every east coasters sound like a simpleton?I believe that's your own petard you've just been hoisted by. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 One of the Greatest Brits of all time. Hopefully the neighbour guy who was interviewed died of Covid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 At least he got something for some of his money. The £330,000 spent on crack and hookers was a far better investment than the 1 million he gave the old club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Classic Rangersy looking guy. Worzel accent makes him even funnier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Grifter https://twitter.com/murphy_simon/status/1494716804308029450?t=0AiQxZgXucMxXi7EMKPSew&s=19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Lester Freamon said: At least he got something for some of his money. The £330,000 spent on crack and hookers was a far better investment than the 1 million he gave the old club. I remember reading an interview with where he said that he was so paranoid on coke that he would spend hours looking out his living room windows because he was worried that the bushes in his garden were getting closer to the house. My favourite celeb cocaine story is Daniella Westbrook saying she put her first line out one day as This Morning was just starting and she was still watching the TV by herself and sniffing gear when it came back on the next day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 29 minutes ago, Detournement said: I remember reading an interview with where he said that he was so paranoid on coke that he would spend hours looking out his living room windows because he was worried that the bushes in his garden were getting closer to the house. My favourite celeb cocaine story is Daniella Westbrook saying she put her first line out one day as This Morning was just starting and she was still watching the TV by herself and sniffing gear when it came back on the next day. Gotta admire the dedication tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I know a guy who took shrooms and was found lying in his garden shooting the trees out his back with an air rifle as he was sure they were planning to attack. I also know another guy, and this one tickles me like f**k, who was trying to make toast on jam, but was convinved his arm was long as f**k, and was found by his sister buttering his forearm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I know a guy who took shrooms and was found lying in his garden shooting the trees out his back with an air rifle as he was sure they were planning to attack. I also know another guy, and this one tickles me like f**k, who was trying to make toast on jam, but was convinved his arm was long as f**k, and was found by his sister buttering his forearm 2 stoners from my school were found by the local plod crawling across the grassy Bellsmyre roundabout in sleeping bags. They said to plod "you can't arrest us, we're caterpillars!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Equating high winds with the war, f@ck off Galloway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 How old were Galloway's wife's parents during the Blitz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 49 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: How old were Galloway's wife's parents during the Blitz? His Mum was 4 in 1939. From a quick google it looks like 8 bombs were dropped on Dundee on the 5th of November 1940 with 3 casualties, and that was it. I'd imagine she wasn't on her roof shaking her wee fist at the bombers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I know a guy who took shrooms and was found lying in his garden shooting the trees out his back with an air rifle as he was sure they were planning to attack. I also know another guy, and this one tickles me like f**k, who was trying to make toast on jam, but was convinved his arm was long as f**k, and was found by his sister buttering his forearm How does that work, then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: His Mum was 4 in 1939. From a quick google it looks like 8 bombs were dropped on Dundee. ...Causing millions of pounds worth of improvements. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How does that work, then? Well it's quite obvious - you smear the jam all over the plate, then spread the toast on top. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Well it's quite obvious - you smear the jam all over the plate, then spread the toast on top. I suppose that might work... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 8 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Equating high winds with the war, f@ck off Galloway. That does look like the Nith at Dumfries in the background so George was presumably off to the Queen's game P.s. there's never a flash tsunami about when you need one... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/captain-tom-foundation-charity-daughter-b2018320.html Wow I am so shocked by this revelation, how will I recover from this crushing blow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, pub car king said: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/captain-tom-foundation-charity-daughter-b2018320.html Wow I am so shocked by this revelation, how will I recover from this crushing blow. I’m sure there will be still be some weirdos trying to defend this as “standard charitable practice” or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 52 minutes ago, eez-eh said: I’m sure there will be still be some weirdos trying to defend this as “standard charitable practice” or something. I get the impression that it is standard charitable practice for the folk at the top to be lining their own pockets! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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