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13 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said:

Noemoji1.png. There was actually someone younger and much taller looking in another group! Maybe it was just those around him were smaller.

Apparently, the "shorter" of the 2 is Tall Paul who comes in at 6"4" but the taller one is Mathew Magee who is 7"2".   Why isn't he playing basketball instead of fannying around as a butler or whatever?  

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Apparently, the "shorter" of the 2 is Tall Paul who comes in at 6"4" but the taller one is Mathew Magee who is 7"2".   Why isn't he playing basketball instead of fannying around as a butler or whatever?  
Ah, so the 6'4" guy wasn't just further away! That's tall but not unusual - I don't think I've ever seen anyone over 7 feet before other than basketball. Everyone else looked like munchkins.
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6 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Its almost like some kind of voluntary inclusion in the peoples monarchy of north korea with some of the grief merchants and utter f**k sticks who’ve outed themselves recently. Ive managed to avoid the thing in terms of the wall to wall coverage by being abroad but f**k me even the shite ive seen on twitter etc would make you take the boke. Lost a lot of respect for a lot of people i previously liked. 

Maybe they feel the same about you?

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I take back whatever I've said about the forced grieving adverts popping up all over the place. 

Each to their own here though:  Probable NSFW

 

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I hear there will likely never be a free trade arrangement with the USA, another win for Brexit.

Good to get back to the austere degradation of Normal Island....

 

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Honestly, I’m not obsessed about stories of the Queen being hilariously funny that are actually just stories about the Queen saying something. Some belters in here, with this one maybe the pick of the examples of the Queen saying something that is mistaken for humour:

The Queen had a similar experience at the Windsor Horse Show one year when a guard didn't recognize her and almost didn't permit her entry.

"Sorry, love. You can't come in without a sticker," he said. The Queen answered, "I think if you check, I will be allowed to come in!" And do you know what? She was.

https://cafemom.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-sense-of-humor

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3 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said:

Headline in the Telegraph

"Energy usage plunges as Britain stops in its tracks to watch the Queen’s funeral"

So, bury a monarch every day, energy crisis over.

Who could have predicted that shutting the majority of businesses around the country would have resulted in less energy being used?

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13 hours ago, Daydream said:

I met the queen once. She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

She's booked to do 'Live at the Apollo'      Oh, wait.

I met a guy on a training course  who claimed to have had a shit in her lavvy at Balmoral.  

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