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1 minute ago, Archie McSquackle said:

That's exactly who I was thinking of! Hen was towering over everyone else, even the guards with their bearskins.

Not watched any.of it but is it the guy in left?

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2 minutes ago, doulikefish said:

Been golfing so fair play to anybody that watched all of this...I did 10mins and swiftly chucked on something else

It's like Glastonbury for gammons 

I was meant to finish my shift in social care home support at 9am this morning. The person due to replace me called in sick so I have stayed on shift and had to watch most of it as the guy I am supporting is into the royals. 
Happy days. 😂

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Why do these lads in the big hats have the strap over, rather than under, their chin?
I'm sure there are two different types. One lot do wear it under their chin and the others have to wear it just under their bottom lip.

I was that interested in it that I never paid attention as to why this was though.
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55 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said:

You realise you don't have to watch TV, right?

There's also Netflix, Prime, DVDs etc if you absolutely must watch the box.

I’ve been sitting here in my Everlast jobby catchers laughing at all these fucking weirdos. 
 

 

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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

I've been a coffin bearer a couple of times and can only remember thinking "don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it..."

Just imagine if you did it in front of this audience.  Oh get a good mental picture...

 

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1 hour ago, Archie McSquackle said:

I don't know who the guys in suits are in front of the hearse but one of them is possibly the tallest man I have ever seen and is obviously struggling to take baby steps to march at the same pace as everyone else.

Not enough gore in the new Phantasm reboot imo

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18 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said:

I went out for a 4 hour hike to avoid it.  Get back in the house and it's still on.  WTF !! T

Guessing the purvy will be a disaster, the swan sausage rolls will be burnt and the sandwiches will be drying out.   

Ocelot tongue doesn't keep well either but they can use yon pickled quails eggs...

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11 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said:

Noemoji1.png. There was actually someone younger and much taller looking in another group! Maybe it was just those around him were smaller.

Aye I just watched the news and saw the guy who you were talking about! 😂

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Another example of Her Madge's sparkling wit in a BBC article about the crown jewels and the care that has to be taken when wearing her crown while reading a speech:

In 2018, the Queen joked about how heavy the crown felt to wear.

"You can't look down to read the speech, you have to take the speech up, because if you did your neck would break," explained Her Majesty.

"There are some disadvantages to crowns, but otherwise they're quite important things."

 

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3 minutes ago, MSU said:

Another example of Her Madge's sparkling wit in a BBC article about the crown jewels and the care that has to be taken when wearing her crown while reading a speech:

In 2018, the Queen joked about how heavy the crown felt to wear.

"You can't look down to read the speech, you have to take the speech up, because if you did your neck would break," explained Her Majesty.

"There are some disadvantages to crowns, but otherwise they're quite important things."

 

Comments such as this are what made Her Majesty's bond with the artisanal classes so strong and so long-lasting.

Huzzah !.................................

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10 minutes ago, MSU said:

Another example of Her Madge's sparkling wit in a BBC article about the crown jewels and the care that has to be taken when wearing her crown while reading a speech:

In 2018, the Queen joked about how heavy the crown felt to wear.

"You can't look down to read the speech, you have to take the speech up, because if you did your neck would break," explained Her Majesty.

"There are some disadvantages to crowns, but otherwise they're quite important things."

 

How amusing, whimsical and relatable.

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Just woke up to the highlights on the news. All this and they've still not planted her. 

Will there be a family only do where they show a Christmas video of her shit faced falling into the tree and having a tear stained rant. 

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Just woke up to the highlights on the news. All this and they've still not planted her. 
Will there be a family only do where they show a Christmas video of her shit faced falling into the tree and having a tear stained rant. 
The family only show will be hilarious videos of her and Phillip firing brown people from a cannon, at a target made of live foxes tied together with a rope made of £100 notes
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