peasy23 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 One thing we could all get behind, and by some accounts a lot of the Royal Family would agree. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, DrewDon said: The Rolls Royce of pallbearers. What a group of pallbearers they were, by the way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) They are now debating on The Metro if security are wearing prosthetics, with their hands on their weapon (fnnaaaarr). Some are getting quite upset about this. What a joke of a country. Father Ted has been referenced in some of the more grounded replies. Edited September 19, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judy Murray Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I found the sentimentality of this occasion too much to take until I seen this cloud floating over the funeral. If you squint enough it looks like Diego maradona 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEAh Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 30 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Look, it's no big deal, honest. You want to troll/get attention/make an absolute c**t of yourself, I'm fine with that. Out of interest, what's your stance on me not wanting to do any of the things on your list? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I heard a lot of folk saying they were in the queue to see the coffin so that they could say they were there, and that it would somehow make a great story to tell. I'd like to see them try to tell the story and how they could make 'stood in a queue for 24 hours then shuffled past a coffin, that was it' sound great and in any way noteworthy. Also I saw someone mention that there will no doubt be some sort of dreadful fillm about the queue. If so, may I suggest 'Queue Men and a Little (dead) Lady' as a title? Saw someone saying it was better than the birth of their children. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 23 minutes ago, 101 said: Saw someone saying it was better than the birth of their children. Mental. The clip was posted up earlier in the thread. Peak Normal Island! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, 101 said: Saw someone saying it was better than the birth of their children. Mental. TBF from what I’ve seen of the female experience in pooping out weans, I think I’d rather stand around for 16 hours, seems much easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, DrewDon said: The Rolls Royce of pallbearers. Owned by Germans? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, DrewDon said: The Rolls Royce of pallbearers. She'll be about 7 stone dripping wet, 4 of them could have done the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Does anyone have any stories of mundane interactions with The Queen? I don't, though apparently I once met Charles. I don't remember it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Scots lingering outside Balmoral trying to put a positive "she loved this place and Scotland" spin on the Queen simply using it as a pre-existing royal place to dodge her troublesome subjects. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, oaksoft said: It's a lead lined coffin. Apparently it weighs between 250kg and 320kg. That's ridiculous asking men to carry that, pop her on a sack barrow it would save their backs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 42 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: TBF from what I’ve seen of the female experience in pooping out weans, I think I’d rather stand around for 16 hours, seems much easier. Hate to be the one to tell you but that's not child birth mate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Many Scots have indeed just suffered a huge loss and are feeling a sense of shock and bewiIderment this week. Fcuk Balmoral, I went here. I just felt I had to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 WTF is this shite with no adverts on the telly, and having them replaced with a Liz test card, backed with Nimrod? I’ve just listened to Bob Mortimer talk about torching his house with fireworks when he was a kid, but adverts are disrespectful, mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Honestly, I’m not obsessed about stories of the Queen being hilariously funny that are actually just stories about the Queen saying something. Some belters in here, with this one maybe the pick of the examples of the Queen saying something that is mistaken for humour: The Queen had a similar experience at the Windsor Horse Show one year when a guard didn't recognize her and almost didn't permit her entry. "Sorry, love. You can't come in without a sticker," he said. The Queen answered, "I think if you check, I will be allowed to come in!" And do you know what? She was. https://cafemom.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-sense-of-humor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: No. There was actually someone younger and much taller looking in another group! Maybe it was just those around him were smaller. Or just further away? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I 'met' her when she opened a school PE Hall in 1996. She feigned interest, but fooled nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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