Popular Post jagfox Posted September 17, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2022 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 57 minutes ago, Hauzen said: Do we think the inevitable TV miniseries on "The Queue" will be a BBC, ITV or Sky production? James Nesbitt to play King Charles, Stephen Graham in there somewhere as a troubled queuer with some sort of moral dilemma about remaining in the queue or heading off somewhere else to potentially save the day. Helen Mirren plays Jane Tennison of Prime Suspect fame. Her suspect has escaped custody and is somewhere in the queue. As she searches the queue, people keep saying "Oh, you're not dead, hooray" and flock all around her. She screams "No I am not the Queen, get back in your box". They reply "No, get back in yours". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: Watching paint dry would be quicker, probably warmer and definitely more exciting than this. Especially if @Shandon Par was the painter and he brought his Chuckle Brothers-esque antics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Man, just saw the minutes silence as I was buying a pint... Okay, fair enough. Sat down look up and GSTK and Union flags flying. Just f**k off subservient flag shagging cultists! Pints not bad at least... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 The BBC are absolutely desperate to mention how impeccably observed these minute silences are on every single live commentary. Odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Chucky and the Peg have turned up to The Queue, presumably to ask people what the f**k they are doing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 "Hey Lizzie with the sad face, you're now in one place, you're fucking dead!" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HK Hibee Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said: Charles should have been required to demonstrate his loyalty and devotion to the Queen by emulating this man's heroic feat. Maybe just for twenty yards or so. The burden could then have been borne by tens of thousands of The Rangers fans volunteering to take their turn. The procedure would have been very slow, but in keeping with our time of austerity. -13935cdcdb146a47.js.download 478 B · 0 downloads She ain’t heavy, she’s my mother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 minute ago, HK Hibee said: She ain’t heavy, she’s my mother mater. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Dear ma ma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_dog Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 This is bonkers. WTF do they think they are doing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 5 hours ago, eez-eh said: The BBC are absolutely desperate to mention how impeccably observed these minute silences are on every single live commentary. Odd behaviour. Not at The Rangers. Apparently Dundee United fans DISRUPTED it. United will make a STATEMENT later. QUESTIONS will be ASKED. PUNDITS were very obviously SEETHING. Apparently not observing a silence for the Empress is so unthinkable, an exception has to be made to the modern convention of ignoring political disruptions during football broadcasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 BBC1 prime time Saturday evening and what is on? Fckn, Paddington. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Is there anything as utterly stupid as holding a minute's silence for someone who clearly is not universally popular? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: BBC1 prime time Saturday evening and what is on? Fckn, Paddington. Paddington and its sequel are two absolutely glorious films, far better than the usual shite they show on a Saturday night 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Paddington and its sequel are two absolutely glorious films, far better than the usual shite they show on a Saturday night That may be, but that is not why it is on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 I just assumed that BBC1 showed stuff like repeats of Dad's Army and National Lottery draws on Saturday night now. Nobody's watching anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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