Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, Judy Murray said: https://www.itv.com/news/2022-09-16/arrest-as-footage-captures-man-rushing-at-queens-coffin-lying-in-state Need this footage asap He attacked the catafalque, I bet he's been on the bier. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: He attacked the catafalque, I bet he's been on the bier. An astonishingly high-brow pun. Have a greenie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Judy Murray said: https://www.itv.com/news/2022-09-16/arrest-as-footage-captures-man-rushing-at-queens-coffin-lying-in-state Need this footage asap Queue delirium may have set in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) Thing is I stood in a queue at Prestwick airport for a rave in '92 (new year) for 4 hours. 2 eccies and barking police dogs. When I got in, I had 2 more, was sick and missed the bells, by 3am. I was the best dancer in the place. By 5am I will still gobbing (double dunters). Question is? How did I get home? Mandela maybe, sure it was NY... Easter? Edited September 17, 2022 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 I don't think that's her in the coffin. Are the remains not normally refrigerated between death and the funeral? She would be absolutely reeking after this length of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: I don't think that's her in the coffin. Are the remains not normally refrigerated between death and the funeral? She would be absolutely reeking after this length of time. She'll be embalmed. Anyway, how do you know it's not a big Frigidaire under the flag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 I have images of the original funeral home watching the feed and laughing their heads off. "We did a switch. The Queen is still here in our vault. That's Mrs. Mackenzie from Dinnet in that one and nobody has bothered to check!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 46 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: I don't think that's her in the coffin. Are the remains not normally refrigerated between death and the funeral? She would be absolutely reeking after this length of time. She's in storage at the local Kwik-E-Mart, they have experience in this sort of thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: I don't think that's her in the coffin. Are the remains not normally refrigerated between death and the funeral? She would be absolutely reeking after this length of time. It's a double layer coffin - the inner casket is made of lead so that will likely contain the whiff. Of course, I may be wrong in which case we may have an explanation as to why the guard keeled over. Edited September 17, 2022 by hk blues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Do people genuinely have nothing better to do with their time than queue 24 hours to see a coffin? If I have to queue more than ten minutes for something, whatever it is can get in the fucking sea. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Watching paint dry would be quicker, probably warmer and definitely more exciting than this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 I'm not sure I could be bothered queuing for 24 hours even if there was the chance to pump Liz Hurley at the end of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 15 hours ago, BFTD said: This was right under a couple of posts about Gordon Brown Yeah I was like eh then realised it was the bear! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Apparently the queue waiting time is down to a mere 16 hours. Nutters. This is surely creating records all over the place in the performative grieving stakes. I'm not even sure North Koreans could compete with this utter binfire of a country. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Anybody died in the queue yet. That would be top minter stuff? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 23 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Anybody died in the queue yet. That would be top minter stuff? Can you imagine the Facebook posts? "He died doing what meant most to him, waiting in a massive line of simpering losers to pay his respects to a dead millionaire pensioner who would have had her security bundle him away if he'd got within 100 yards of her" Perhaps not worded exactly like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Do we think the inevitable TV miniseries on "The Queue" will be a BBC, ITV or Sky production? James Nesbitt to play King Charles, Stephen Graham in there somewhere as a troubled queuer with some sort of moral dilemma about remaining in the queue or heading off somewhere else to potentially save the day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hauzen said: Do we think the inevitable TV miniseries on "The Queue" will be a BBC, ITV or Sky production? James Nesbitt to play King Charles, Stephen Graham in there somewhere as a troubled queuer with some sort of moral dilemma about remaining in the queue or heading off somewhere else to potentially save the day. Co-production with one of the American networks, for the weirdos over there who find their antecedents' former rulers' successors fascinating. James Corden to play the jovial passer-by, who keeps the place of a random elderly woman who falls ill, and learns something about life from his moist-eyed experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Hauzen said: Do we think the inevitable TV miniseries on "The Queue" will be a BBC, ITV or Sky production? James Nesbitt to play King Charles, Stephen Graham in there somewhere as a troubled queuer with some sort of moral dilemma about remaining in the queue or heading off somewhere else to potentially save the day. Line of Duty, shoorely ?? Adrian Dunbar as a very conflicted King Chuckles 1/3rd, torn between the rotting corpse of his mother, his harridan 'queen', his paedo brother, his two sons, one of whom is a cuckoo-in-the-nest. Edited September 17, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Charles should have been required to demonstrate his loyalty and devotion to the Queen by emulating this man's heroic feat. Maybe just for twenty yards or so. The burden could then have been borne by tens of thousands of The Rangers fans volunteering to take their turn. The procedure would have been very slow, but in keeping with our time of austerity. [img]-13935cdcdb146a47.js.download 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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