BFTD Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, velo army said: What was the comeback? I didn't watch the attached video, but was it the "have a guess?" tagline? Yeah. "Quip" "Perfect comeback" Dear God. Imagine your job was having to write this obsequious shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: Yeah. "Quip" "Perfect comeback" Dear God. Imagine your job was having to write this obsequious shite. I used to work in a care home and, honestly, there were old folk with dementia who would come up with better lines than that. "older than my teeth, but younger than my tongue" was a decent effort, and knocks Charlie's effort out the park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 Zing! haud ‘at you wee shite. Don’t f**k with the Royals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 Wait... the President of Gabon is named 'Ali Bongo Ondimba'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 On 15/10/2022 at 11:24, Sergeant Wilson said: It was quite substantial, I don't think I could've lifted it in one piece. Big Innes ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 On 15/10/2022 at 12:24, Sergeant Wilson said: It was quite substantial, I don't think I could've lifted it in one piece. Any outdoor jobby takes you by surprise when you see the amount of it lying there. Think it's because most of it usually wheechs round the u-bend and out if sight. That's assuming one looks at it at all pre wipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Any outdoor jobby takes you by surprise when you see the amount of it lying there. Think it's because most of it usually wheechs round the u-bend and out if sight. That's assuming one looks at it at all pre wipe. If you don't look, how would you fill in your diary? You would just end up with a phone full of jobby pictures for no good reason. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 19/10/2022 at 10:59, Bairnardo said: King Charles III taken back by schoolboy's cheeky question - quipping with perfect comeback (msn.com) "Quipping with perfect comeback" I see the Queens famous* amazing sense of humour has made it down to the heir....... *utterly non existent. That wee boy better avoid any Parisian tunnels from now on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Wait... the President of Gabon is named 'Ali Bongo Ondimba'? His dad was the previous President Omar Bongo. Imagine living in the kind of backward tinpot shithole where the job of head of state gets passed down like some kind of hereditary heirloom... The town he was born in is now called Bongoville and before converting to islam his name was Albert-Bernard so he was Bertie Bernie Bongo from Bongoville Edited October 20, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 15/10/2022 at 13:16, welshbairn said: I took a shite in Tony Blair's back garden in Islington just before he became PM. Didn't know it was his till I saw it on the telly, the house that is, they didn't zoom in on the jobby. New Labour, new danger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 1 minute ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: New Labour, new danger. @welshbairn's three main priorities are defecation, defecation and defecation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: @welshbairn's three main priorities are defecation, defecation and defecation Poor Cherie not too impressed having to pick up that dirty protest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 19/10/2022 at 10:59, Bairnardo said: King Charles III taken back by schoolboy's cheeky question - quipping with perfect comeback (msn.com) "Quipping with perfect comeback" I see the Queens famous* amazing sense of humour has made it down to the heir....... *utterly non existent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Charles I replied the same to Cromwell when asked so Olly cut off his head and counted the rings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 Just when you think the UK is leading the way in being the most batshit crazy country in the world the USA steps up to the plate and doesn’t disappoint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said: Just when you think the UK is leading the way in being the most batshit crazy country in the world the USA steps up to the plate and doesn’t disappoint. Too soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said: Just when you think the UK is leading the way in being the most batshit crazy country in the world the USA steps up to the plate and doesn’t disappoint. Any news of the polar bears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 I think it was this thread this was discussed on. Coroner says that there is no evidence Archie Battersbee took part in a Tik Tok challenge. https://news.sky.com/story/no-evidence-archie-battersbee-took-part-in-tiktok-challenge-coroner-says-12741768 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 12 hours ago, ICTChris said: I think it was this thread this was discussed on. Coroner says that there is no evidence Archie Battersbee took part in a Tik Tok challenge. https://news.sky.com/story/no-evidence-archie-battersbee-took-part-in-tiktok-challenge-coroner-says-12741768 Looks like I young boy struggling with his own demons. And now a devastated parent who will likely turn her efforts and frustrations towards another target. All in all a very sad situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 (edited) John Oliver's piece on the monarchy in Last Week Tonight last night was pretty spectacular. Thoughts are that Sky will chicken out of showing it, as per the couple of jokes from the episode after Lizzie pegging it, in which case UK audiences get to see Winston Churchill going backwards down a water slide for 25 minutes to the Benny Hill theme. Edited November 14, 2022 by MSU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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