Popular Post buchan30 Posted September 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2022 Does anyone have any stories of mundane interactions with The Queen? I don't, though apparently I once met Charles. I don't remember it though.Done a bit of driving for her in paris in 97 in the wee white Fiat Uno. Accidentally clipped a merc, no idea what happened to them, they went down the tunnel and I continued on the main road. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Honestly, I’m not obsessed about stories of the Queen being hilariously funny that are actually just stories about the Queen saying something. Some belters in here, with this one maybe the pick of the examples of the Queen saying something that is mistaken for humour: The Queen had a similar experience at the Windsor Horse Show one year when a guard didn't recognize her and almost didn't permit her entry. "Sorry, love. You can't come in without a sticker," he said. The Queen answered, "I think if you check, I will be allowed to come in!" And do you know what? She was. https://cafemom.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-sense-of-humor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Me when visitors to my house slag off the Queen 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 22 hours ago, The Other Foot said: The organ is a fucking awful instrument. Ray Manzerek dislikes this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Headline in the Telegraph "Energy usage plunges as Britain stops in its tracks to watch the Queen’s funeral" So, bury a monarch every day, energy crisis over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodhull Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: Headline in the Telegraph "Energy usage plunges as Britain stops in its tracks to watch the Queen’s funeral" So, bury a monarch every day, energy crisis over. Who could have predicted that shutting the majority of businesses around the country would have resulted in less energy being used? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Daydream said: I met the queen once. She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny. She's booked to do 'Live at the Apollo' Oh, wait. I met a guy on a training course who claimed to have had a shit in her lavvy at Balmoral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 18 hours ago, pub car king said: Just woke up to the highlights on the news. All this and they've still not planted her. Will there be a family only do where they show a Christmas video of her shit faced falling into the tree and having a tear stained rant. Half-expecting King Chuckles 1/3rd to be accompanied by his maw's coffin, standing vertically beside him, when he turns up to do his Xmas Message. A modern-day Iron Maiden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 hours ago, cyderspaceman said: Headline in the Telegraph "Energy usage plunges as Britain stops in its tracks to watch the Queen’s funeral" So, bury a monarch every day, energy crisis over. Conversely it surged in my street...seemed like everybody chose yesterday to cut their grass for some reason, myself included. In other news, claims that 5.1 billion watched the thing yesterday, which is actually comfortably more than the figure of all the people in the world who actually have access to television. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 **** are a different breed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, Clown Job said: The Queen is like Diamond Geezer Dave. A wrong’un. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: **** are a different breed. Giant Queen could easily step out of that jail IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) This is how I perceive a lot of The Queue. Edited September 20, 2022 by DrewDon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Cptn Hooch said: My daughter asked why the queen was getting buried again tonight....the wife wasn't too happy when I told her it was just the highlights and Gary Lineker would be on in a minute to discuss it Hate to be the one to tell you but there's a fair bit of pooping involved in childbirth Dispatch of the Day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: True. Adam Ant met the Queen and apparently she said she didn't recognise him without his makeup on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Smooth. Like an ugly racist version of Larry David 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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