Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 22 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Shame on any of you who has spent the last 10 days complaining about this shitfest and is now watching the fucking thing live. It’s that or the Emoji Movie on Channel 5 tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I've been a coffin bearer a couple of times and can only remember thinking "don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it..." Just imagine if you did it in front of this audience. Oh get a good mental picture... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 That wee Romanian woman stoating up and down the road must be doing a fortune in single rose sales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: It’s that or the Emoji Movie on Channel 5 tbh. Lies, it's Stuart Little. Who would thought that talking cats would be the best thing on TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've been a coffin bearer a couple of times and can only remember thinking "don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it..." Just imagine if you did it in front of this audience. Oh get a good mental picture... I did it for my mum last year. The cold fear of tripping mixed with the numbness of 'I'm actually having to do this' is horrible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 29 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Shame on any of you who has spent the last 10 days complaining about this shitfest and is now watching the fucking thing live. I'm on a beach in Spain, but f**k up you judgemental c**t. Some will be watching for the chortles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 33 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Shame on any of you who has spent the last 10 days complaining about this shitfest and is now watching the fucking thing live. And to break from the shitfest, they go online to talk about it as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Does Prince Andrew being accepted back into public life as if nothing happened count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've been a coffin bearer a couple of times and can only remember thinking "don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it..." Just imagine if you did it in front of this audience. Oh get a good mental picture... I was a coffin bearer for the first time a couple of weeks ago for my uncle. "Don't drop it, don't drop it etc" was pretty much my thought process. Along with how horrible it was to have to do that for someone who was not even that old, and should have still been enjoying his retirement and his gardening instead of being carried into the crematorium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I've been informed that the BBC turned the bagpipes right down so you couldn't hear them, and then turned the volume back up again for the organ. The other half certainly wasn't impressed with that one. Before Google maps, if you were in Edinburgh and heard bagpipes, you were either on the Royal Mile or Princes Street, as good a reason as any to avoid both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 A fond farewell to the last of her family... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Lies, it's Stuart Little. Who would thought that talking cats would be the best thing on TV. Stuart Little is much like Prince George in a way. An annoying little c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, jagfox said: Windsor originates from 'riverbank with a [windlass] raising apparatus', which is quite ironic seeing as all this fuss is about lowering somebody down a hole. So there you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, jagfox said: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://digitalcommons.butler.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi%3Farticle%3D4733%26context%3Dwordways&ved=2ahUKEwinzsHp9aD6AhVPVsAKHQUpA_sQFnoECEIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw23cVO8EdthSItuuVH2f3Yy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Iminavest said: Oaft! 1c4e34a563c084d99319ef49e2443d4c.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 35 minutes ago, tamthebam said: So there's an organ, and some bagpipes. What no loyal flute bands? The fuckers would play a rousing rendition of God Bless the Prince of Wales. Then the inevitable singsong would ensue, and the solemnity of the occasion would be somewhat marred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Did she just say that walking past Brenda's burnbox was a better thrill than giving birth to her kids ? Some of the English are a strange bunch.....(other strange folk are available....) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Antlion said: Been saying this for years. The monarchy is the biggest con job going in the UK (and that’s saying something). Whilst the aristocracy was losing ground, losing their palaces, and losing their money, the government and top tier of the aristos somehow convinced a gullible public that they, the royals, are integral to society. Witness the number of reprobates who genuinely have been brainwashed into believing that blue-bloods are part of their “identity”; that the plethora of pointless, made-up “duties” are of vital national importance; that despite not having a clue what the monarch thought about anything, she was simply wise and good. You even routinely see these thick c***s claiming she was “worth every penny”, in the same way cultists will defend their leader to the death. The biggest confidence trick these dirty b*****ds have ever pulled is convincing folk that they’re necessary, benevolent, and think just like them. I like the line that she displayed incredible discipline and respect towards her constitutional role, by never voicing her opinions. Nobody seems prepared to consider that she lacked the wit to hold any. Edited September 19, 2022 by Monkey Tennis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 The royal box just drove past the hotel I was in last month. The folk in that room would have had a great view. Pity it's the only thing they'll be able to do today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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