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Liver King shows up

 

For those who don't know, the Liver King is a fitness personality who sells products based on a 'primal' lifestyle including wegiht training and eating loads of meat including raw liver.  He has been controversial in the fitness community because he is clearly on steroids but claims he got his physique from his primal lifestyle and diet and makes tens of thousands of dollars a month flogging liver supplements and other shite to gullible idiots.

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3 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Liver King shows up

 

For those who don't know, the Liver King is a fitness personality who sells products based on a 'primal' lifestyle including wegiht training and eating loads of meat including raw liver.  He has been controversial in the fitness community because he is clearly on steroids but claims he got his physique from his primal lifestyle and diet and makes tens of thousands of dollars a month flogging liver supplements and other shite to gullible idiots.

Hopefully this information is made available to the police to inform their decision on whether or not to shoot him. 

They're definitely thinking about it there. 

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2 hours ago, Clown Job said:

 

I thought the polis moved on unsightly indigents who have the nerve to sleep rough near royal landmarks, especially during times of increased tourist footfall. Suddenly I approve of that policy; get these creeps shuffled out of sight, please.

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Rule allowing MPs and peers to skip queue to see Queen's coffin criticised

A rule allowing MPs and peers to skip the line to see the Queen lying in state along with four guests each has drawn criticism, as the queue continues to stretch to Southwark Park.

MPs have been offered four extra tickets to visit Westminster Hall, a House of Commons spokesperson confirmed.

It allows their guests to bypass the queue, which was temporarily paused on Friday as wait times reached 14 hours and the back of the queue was some five miles away.

Most parliamentary staff can also avoid the line and bring one guest. But people who work directly for MPs and peers, such as parliamentary researchers, cannot.

They and people employed by contractors in parliament – such as cleaners, security guards and caterers – must queue with the public to attend the lying in state.

It has led to accusations from the Public and Commercial Services (PCS) Union that they are being treated as “second class citizens”.

The PCS general secretary, Mark Serwotka, said: “It’s symbolic that hard-working security guards, cleaners and catering staff in parliament are treated as second-class citizens.

“As we usher in a new era, it’s time for them to be treated as equals and at least given a pay rise to help them through the cost-of-living crisis and beyond.”

The Labour MP for Walthamstow, Stella Creasy, said she was giving away her guest tickets in a ballot for her constituents to enter.

Updated at 17.41 BST
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Even when dead, Brenda ensuring the plebs know their place.................................
Edited by Florentine_Pogen
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3 hours ago, Shotgun said:

My life is looking better and better by comparison.

A corgi's lament

I'm not sure what's more tragic. That an established author took the time to write this, or that the national broadcaster thought it merited inclusion on their news page.

If it's pro royalty, the BBC will cover it no questions asked. 

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