Lord Snooty Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) One is amused that there is nothing in that coffin. All these wankers mourners filing past an empty box. It's all about body-switching. Here's a dead giveaway from iNews. [If you read between the lines] Operation London Bridge – the codename for the plans for the Queen’s death – states that, following her funeral, she will be buried in St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. She will be placed in the King George VI Memorial Chapel, and she will be with her husband. Philip is currently in the Royal Vault, but he will be moved to lie beside his wife in the chapel. Source: iNews Edited September 16, 2022 by Lord Snooty love me for a reason, let that reason be love 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, AuAl said: Get your rangers top on we're off to London to pay some respects to the queen. I don't know much about queueing up to look at a dead billionaire's coffin, but isn't it supposed to be a sort of solemn dignified thing where you should probably wear, I dunno, maybe not a suit or formal dress necessarily, but something that doesn't instantly make everyone else around you go "what a fucking scumbag"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I don't know much about queueing up to look at a dead billionaire's coffin, but isn't it supposed to be a sort of solemn dignified thing where you should probably wear, I dunno, maybe not a suit or formal dress necessarily, but something that doesn't instantly make everyone else around you go "what a fucking scumbag"?I'd say they're among friends tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, resk said: I don't know much about queueing up to look at a dead billionaire's coffin, but isn't it supposed to be a sort of solemn dignified thing where you should probably wear, I dunno, maybe not a suit or formal dress necessarily, but something that doesn't instantly make everyone else around you go "what a fucking scumbag"? What's more solemn than wearing a deed clubs shirt? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, AuAl said: What's more solemn than wearing a deed clubs shirt? One killed by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs. It's fitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: One killed by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs. It's fitting. Her Majesty's R&C kill rangers and then 10 years on, Rangers the second's performances kill off the Elizabeth the second. Poetic. Life has a funny way of working things out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, resk said: I don't know much about queueing up to look at a dead billionaire's coffin, but isn't it supposed to be a sort of solemn dignified thing where you should probably wear, I dunno, maybe not a suit or formal dress necessarily, but something that doesn't instantly make everyone else around you go "what a fucking scumbag"? I've not made a will yet but when I get round to doing so I'm going to put in a clause instructing my executors that should anybody attend my funeral in sportswear they should be kicked up the arse Edited September 16, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 52 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: One is amused that there is nothing in that coffin. All these wankers mourners filing past an empty box. It's all about body-switching. Here's a dead giveaway from iNews. [If you read between the lines] Operation London Bridge – the codename for the plans for the Queen’s death – states that, following her funeral, she will be buried in St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. She will be placed in the King George VI Memorial Chapel, and she will be with her husband. Philip is currently in the Royal Vault, but he will be moved to lie beside his wife in the chapel. Source: iNews Where's your workings on that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 That's the queue shut for 6 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, H Wragg said: That's the queue shut for 6 hours. Just about to post that. What is wrong with people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Just about to post that. What is wrong with people. There will, of course, now be a sub-queue. [emoji3061] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 If you live in London you could have got the train to Waverley on Monday morning queued for a couple of hours at St Giles and jumped on the train home and it would have taken less time than it would take you to get into Westminster Hall now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, H Wragg said: That's the queue shut for 6 hours. I now await the emergence of a rouge unofficial Queue designed to rejoin The Queue when it reopens. The unofficial Queue will shuffle behind the end of the ever shrinking Queue at a respectful distance of 40 yards. When anyone in The Queue turns around to look at those in the rogue Queue, the members of the unofficial Queue will be seen kicking their heels and staring at the sky nonchalantly whistling like in the old cartoons. When The Queue reopens though, all bets will be off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: If you live in London you could have got the train to Waverley on Monday morning queued for a couple of hours at St Giles and jumped on the train home and it would have taken less time than it would take you to get into Westminster Hall now Or stay at home and put a tea towel over a shoebox. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Or stay at home and put a tea towel over a shoebox. Well yes I was intending to highlight the difference in the scale of the response between our two fine nations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I am heartened by the thought of some Gammony twats from Shithole, Lancashire taking the day off work, leaving at the crack of dawn to spend seven hours on the mega bus to Victoria and finding out before they arrive that the queue is shut. I’m expecting civil unrest in Southwark Park and hope the police don’t spare the baton. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 The Queue is a lazy script writers dream. It's already laying the foundations of a dystopian hellscape story which almost certainly ends in cannibalism and necrophilia. The job is literally half done. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdu98196 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The Queue is a lazy script writers dream. It's already laying the foundations of a dystopian hellscape story which almost certainly ends in cannibalism and necrophilia. The job is literally half done. Surprised the BBC aren't calling for this to be shifted forwards............ Edited September 16, 2022 by bdu98196 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 hours ago, AuAl said: Get your rangers top on we're off to London to pay some respects to the queen. The boy at the back looks worse than QE2 did when she met Truss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 The correct response for this is teams of 5 with a flask, sandwiches, an optional tent or folding chair and a single section of temporary barrier to establish erroneous queues all across the city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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