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2 hours ago, Clown Job said:

 

Tackling the real issues, unlike his predecessor.

1 hour ago, Autistisches Nilpferd said:

This trumps Rangers fans last night for sheer minterfication

 

Douglas Ross is so useless, he can't even be the most hilarious Scottish Tory. Alister Jack outfannies him at every opportunity

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On 13/09/2022 at 23:16, Florentine_Pogen said:

Fuxake...............British Cycling don't know whether they're coming or going.........................

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/sep/15/british-cycling-apologies-for-advice-queen-funeral

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https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/queens-funeral-could-41billion-viewers-25021252.amp
 

4.1 billion will apparently watch her get planted.

BUT

Data on the global television market showed that there were an estimated 1.72 billion TV households worldwide in 2021. 

I guess putting a . in your made-up figure adds a gloss of plausibility. Otherwise these con artists really are staring that every single fucking TV on the planet will be tuned in to Lizzie’s funeral, each watched by most members of the households in which those TVs are situated.

This stupid figure is being reported widely and not a breath of scrutiny or criticism voiced. The media really is a hotbed of dirty b*****ds.

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18 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

It would be easier to stick her back in the hearse and drive past the queue, it would be over in half an hour.

Stick her on the tube and fire her round the Circle line. 
 

Zone 1 ticket, everyone’s a winner.

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