BFTD Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Antlion said: Hopefully they've got different commentators on each channel. Get some of the folk from the shite programmes they broadcast to talk us through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, BFTD said: Hopefully they've got different commentators on each channel. Get some of the folk from the shite programmes they broadcast to talk us through it. For balance, which the BBC especially is very concerned about providing, I demand live commentary from Jedward. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, BFTD said: Hopefully they've got different commentators on each channel. Get some of the folk from the shite programmes they broadcast to talk us through it. I thought different music for each. ITV1 - stiff sombre music ITV2 - piano played quietly in the background. ITV3 - Star Wars theme and other bombastic stuff. ITV4 - Lazy Caribbean Jive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdu98196 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Why stay home and watch the funeral on the wee screen, when you can do so surrounded by grieving hoards in your local muliplex. No popcorn though, cos remember this isn't meant to be enjoyable! https://www.myvue.com/event/her-majesty-queen-elizabeth-ii-funeral 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Dull yin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 17 hours ago, coprolite said: There’s a nine mile long route for a queue to see the coffin. A wooden box. People have queued overnight Anyone in that queue should have their right to vote permanently removed imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Hopefully they've got different commentators on each channel. Get some of the folk from the shite programmes they broadcast to talk us through it. An Alan Preston / Alex Rae doubler would be interesting. Packie Bonner chipping in with nuggets of trivia. "Err........and she's in the box......." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) 18 hours ago, coprolite said: There’s a nine mile long route for a queue to see the coffin. A wooden box. People have queued overnight At time of writing the queue is under three miles long So early signs suggests that there's substantially more apathy amongst the good people of London than we were being led to expect Of course it may be that the sad losers from the provinces are still making their travel plans ETA the you tube link is live so it might disagree with my post Edited September 15, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said: Dull yin. The smell must have got to him. She's been dead for close to a week now and will be getting pungent, especially with a haunted fanny*. *According to Frankie Boyle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Thought just hit me there - what will babestation do on monday to commemorate the queen? - just not air. Booooooring - have the girls in skimpy union fleg themed lingerie or just air as normal. Meh. - have the girls writhing about with a framed photo of the queen in the background with a soft techno remix of god save the queen playing. PLEASE THIS ONEThe background music will be a badly remixed version of God Save The Queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Hardly a feat of strength. She was 96 and probably weighed six stone soaking wet. It would be like lifting a deid cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGlovin' Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 15 hours ago, AyrAtlanta said: Has nobody thought of the idea that the sacred box that the most normal of islanders are all queuing up to stare at is actually just a decoy and there’s nothing in it? She’s probably in storage somewhere lying in a freezer waiting her turn. Q(ueue)- ANON thread for this pish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 It's a crying shame that are Queen doesn't have a 'bubble coffin' similar to Stalin's. Millions of forelock-tuggers are being denied a last look at her lovely fizzog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Clown Job said: 51 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: At time of writing the queue is under three miles long So early signs suggests that there's substantially more apathy amongst the good people of London than we were being led to expect Of course it may be that the sad losers from the provinces are still making their travel plans ETA the you tube link is live so it might disagree with my post 30 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Yer having a fuckin laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ...her lovely fizzog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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