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Funny that folk have gone for the Paddington Bear thing, rather than get tattoos of Brenda getting pumped by Bond.

That's canon since the Olympics, surely. She was a woman, he was in close proximity to her...inevitable.

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No word from the health board yet what's happening next Monday. We've got over 20 full theatre lists, can't see them cancelling, but if schools are shut we're going to lose staff due to childcare. I see in England, GPs can close. My wife's surgery has 120 patients booked in plus those needing bloods and other tests and she thinks it'll be a disaster if they have to close. No way the board will get enough emergency cover in place in time.

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25 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

How exactly did the Don't Knows not know?

Some folk are constantly on the verge of tears, so it must be hard for them to remember why.

8 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

The only sad thing about the Queen's death is that the monarchy is continuing. It's high time that this outdated and undemocratic institution is fired into the sea.

I reckon that, if you had a UK-wide vote on abolishing either the monarchy or football, we'd get a lot more done on Saturdays.

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This is in keeping with the Egyptian and Tibetan Books of the Dead, which both feature a small Peruvian Bear with a penchant for marmalade sandwiches and a particularly hard stare as being a guide to the afterlife.

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1 hour ago, doulikefish said:

Bareback only in spoons

 

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Apparently not true, but telling his customers to stop shagging for The Queen seems very much like something that Tim Martin c**t would do.

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2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Was reported earlier that folk are already camping out in London to secure a spot to see the cortege etc. In fact some folk were camping out last night apparently.

Yeah, but we knew that was coming. It only gets interesting if they start killing each other for the best vantage points.

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35 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Was reported earlier that folk are already camping out in London to secure a spot to see the cortege etc. In fact some folk were camping out last night apparently.

I hope every single one of them gets hypothermia.

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