Shotgun Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) As you would expect, Rangers Media has a tribute thread on the go with grown men talking about how they're in tears etc. They've now moved on to gushing tributes to the spaniel. "Outstanding", "Superhuman", "as strong as his Mum was" etc. It makes you want to stick your fingers down your throat. ETA: If history has stopped, what happens to Rangers' titles? Edited September 9, 2022 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Shotgun said: As you would expect, Rangers Media has a tribute thread on the go with grown men talking about how they're in tears etc. They've now moved on to gushing tributes to the spaniel. "Outstanding", "Superhuman", "as strong as his Mum was" etc. It makes you want to stick your fingers down your throat. I had a look at Follow Follow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Apart from watching football this weekend, what will the posters of P&B refrain from for the next couple of days as a bizarrely nonsensical mark of respect. I shall not wipe my arse. skidmark of respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Autistisches Nilpferd said: "I find that one of the sad things," she would say in the late 1980s, is "that people don't take on jobs for life, they try different things the whole time." Wait, the Queen actually said this??! The peasants should be stuck in a role for life whether they like it or not, just because the queen has no choice? Variety shouldn't be the spice of life? I'm noticing a distinct trend here: If she's stuck in something for life, everybody else should be too; If the royals can't have fun, then the public can't have fun; If the Queen ceases to exist, then the corgi line can't either. "Wonderful woman"? Pull the other one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just now, coprolite said: Apart from watching football this weekend, what will the posters of P&B refrain from for the next couple of days as a bizarrely nonsensical mark of respect. I shall not wipe my arse. skidmark of respect. As a mark of respect, any pornography that the community watches should have a royal theme. it's what she would have wanted. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Antlion said: Apparently the state funeral will not be a bank holiday (as was predicted for a while). It’s likely to be on a Sunday anyway. Apart from the enforced grief porn across the mainline channels, cancellations of games and some events, and a hazy and undefined nine days of “national mourning”, nothing is really happening. Certainly, nothing positive is being given to her beloved subjects - we’re just having things taken away. It looks like the might be saving the “positive” stuff for a coronation, which will probably be mid-summer next year (to try and re-enact the jubilee and to be as far as possible from two potentially crippling winters). Who is the 'monarch' until then then? 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just had an email at work asking if anyone wants to volunteer to "line the Kingsway in Dundee" on Sunday as Boxed Liz is passing through on route to Edinburgh. It says we need to, and I quote "represent Dundee in its best light to the world's media". Might go along and redirect her down the Hilltown. The email said to keep it confidential! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: The email said to keep it confidential! f**k them. Im in mourning. See you on Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: As a mark of respect, any pornography that the community watches should have a royal theme. Absolutely. A blizzard of pegging pornos awaits on ygerbil.............................. Edited September 9, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyDD Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Chuckle. Utter lunacy everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I might follow the example of Tony Cascarino and order a takeaway then put it straight in the bin. A true mark of respect! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 What these images don't say is that this corgi was selected as part of Project Unicorn to be her companion in the afterlife. At 6.45 pm yesterday, the new King performed his first duty and drowned the beloved pet in a bucket of water sourced from the Balmoral Estate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: f**k them. Im in mourning. See you on Sunday. "line the Kingsway in Dundee" Doesn't say what with, so I foresee a Kingsway covered in a fresh coat of wet cement on Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I have started a new batch of homebrew beer today. It will be an Irish Stout. I'd welcome any suggestions for naming this batch, at this special time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Thoughts and prayers to all the young teams across Scotland out there tonight with the paint/ spray paint changing all the FTQs to FTKs. It’s what she would have wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, scottsdad said: As a mark of respect, any pornography that the community watches should have a royal theme. it's what she would have wanted. @oaksoft - time for your frankly terrifying script-writing to shine here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I might follow the example of Tony Cascarino and order a takeaway then put it straight in the bin. A true mark of respect!To be fair it is wrong and disrespectful to eat a takeaway while presenting a live radio show. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Scotrail have warning messages of very busy trains to / from Edinburgh over the next few days due to expected numbers travelling to see the Queens coffin. What could be more normal and who are these people ?!?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just now, Billy Jean King said: Scotrail have warning messages of very busy trains to / from Edinburgh over the next few days due to expected numbers travelling to see the Queens coffin. What could be more normal and who are these people ?!?! Ghouls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Enjoyed the King of Thailand stuff a few years ago. 30 days, then back to normal. Good Luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: The uni I work at THE WHAT!? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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