GNU_Linux Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 People with pets as profile pictures being prone to racist outbursts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 10 hours ago, GNU_Linux said: People with pets as profile pictures being prone to racist outbursts. There’s a Twitter account for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Oh, ffs, A lemon and Swiss roll amaretti trifle is to be the official pudding for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee after winning a competition to find a new dessert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh, ffs, A lemon and Swiss roll amaretti trifle is to be the official pudding for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee after winning a competition to find a new dessert. That actually sounds pretty good TBF. Is there a recipe anywhere? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Oh, ffs, A lemon and Swiss roll amaretti trifle is to be the official pudding for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee after winning a competition to find a new dessert.Apart from the word Trifle, not a lot British about that dessert. The gammons won't be happy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Cannae beat a good trifle in fairness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 What https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61412523 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 31 minutes ago, ICTChris said: What https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61412523 Why do I get a vision of Leonardo Di Caprio's character in "Django Unchained" when I read that headline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 41 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Why do I get a vision of Leonardo Di Caprio's character in "Django Unchained" when I read that headline? Pretty much what i was thinking. I fully expected it to be about dickie-bowed hooray henry's betting on a thunderdome full of tramps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “Do you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Thatcher”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 9 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh, ffs, A lemon and Swiss roll amaretti trifle is to be the official pudding for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee after winning a competition to find a new dessert. Aye that sounds teckle. God save her . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh, ffs, A lemon and Swiss roll amaretti trifle is to be the official pudding for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee after winning a competition to find a new dessert. That sounds lovely, but can I buy all the ingredients and serve a hearty portion of it to her Ma'am for 30p? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 On 11/05/2022 at 03:22, SlipperyP said: I think they are just trying to keep up with Joneses. I give my loved Thailand I was in Bangkok a few years ago at the temples and security was really tight, one of the princesses was there and I witnessed her handmaids around her on their hands and knees, appalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 On 17/04/2022 at 21:00, BucksburnDandy said: On 13/04/2022 at 22:27, ICTChris said: Howling at this story from the Inverness Courier about a guy renaming his chip shop in honour of Tyson Fury. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/tyson-fury-inspires-inverness-businessman-271985/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook Someone needs to get Fury up to get his dinner from there. My local chipper. It's not as good as it was under the previous owners, when it was a lovely chipper, but the name is better than "Westhill Chip Shop". He used to own my local chippie too, ‘The Codfather’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 55 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I was in Bangkok a few years ago at the temples and security was really tight, one of the princesses was there and I witnessed her handmaids around her on their hands and knees, appalling. I'll give you. After the last Kings death(which they did like). There was a months mourning, there was 1 day dedicated for everyone to head to the Royal Temple of Singburi province. Wat Pranon Chacksi What we all had to do was stand in a queue (only queue I've every seen here) for 4 hours, in the splitting heat to lay a paper flower next a photo of the said dead King. I went along in respect of my wife and her family. When we got to about 50m of the duties (flower drop) I noticed that everyone was going up the 5 stairs to the photo on their knees. I was thinking no fucking way I'm doing that. I got to the point of being handed a flower and then the local paper wanted a photo of me placing the flower, so they quickened me up just to to top of the stairs, then the snap shot of me bowing and placing the flower. I was not to sure what was worse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: That actually sounds pretty good TBF. Is there a recipe anywhere? Fairly sure any trifle recipe, as long as it has a cocktail stick with a wee Union Jack on it, will please Her Maj. 1 hour ago, dirty dingus said: That sounds lovely, but can I buy all the ingredients and serve a hearty portion of it to her Ma'am for 30p? All available at your local food bank - and you don't even have to cook it. If no exotic Italian biscuits, digestives will do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 ETA - the king of Thailand story My wife Buddha bless her. Knows I didn't own clothes, so jumped out at the local village market to buy me a black shirt (I still wear) and a pair of dressed shoes(2nd hand). These shoes had the toe length as a clown. I was like I can't wear them, ok. Let's go.....jumped in the car and can't drive as the shoes were too big, laughter (not her), we move on. I drive with my flip flops and then chance. Half way round the queue, the glue on the soles of these shoes were giving way, and become more a flipper than a shoe. Here's me big stepping (but only normal step length)........Whole day was great, for me and the son at least. hilarious day. I'm bad. I know 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 50 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: ETA - the king of Thailand story My wife Buddha bless her. Knows I didn't own clothes No wonder the internet scammers have pictures of you with your tackle out. If you're a naturist, just say so. This is a supportive, understanding space. Nobody will mock you here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I'll give you. After the last Kings death(which they did like). There was a months mourning, there was 1 day dedicated for everyone to head to the Royal Temple of Singburi province. Wat Pranon Chacksi What we all had to do was stand in a queue (only queue I've every seen here) for 4 hours, in the splitting heat to lay a paper flower next a photo of the said dead King. I went along in respect of my wife and her family. When we got to about 50m of the duties (flower drop) I noticed that everyone was going up the 5 stairs to the photo on their knees. I was thinking no fucking way I'm doing that. I got to the point of being handed a flower and then the local paper wanted a photo of me placing the flower, so they quickened me up just to to top of the stairs, then the snap shot of me bowing and placing the flower. I was not to sure what was worse. Normal isthmus thread for this pish. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: No wonder the internet scammers have pictures of you with your tackle out. If you're a naturist, just say so. This is a supportive, understanding space. Nobody will mock you here. Not me sir, only 1 photo of me on the internet. American agent ask we about 10 years ago for a photo of me so they can sent to there clients. I sent a photo of me in front of the White House, giving them the vicky. They stuck up on their website....'God bless America' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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