Kyle Reese Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) We’ve all had them. The superstars of the barbers and the namesakes of the conquistadors. I’ll start: Hans Eskilsson - footballing hair Fabien Leclercq - footballing name Ramone Pereira - name and hair The real thing (hair, name & talent): Stephane Adam Stefano Salvatori Mauricio Pinilla Edited October 17, 2021 by Kyle Reese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Dave bus was as good as he sounds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Walter Rojas: hair, name, nae talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrie Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 I'm honestly struggling to think of any County players with long hair. Brent Sancho had his dreads but played once. For talent and the name, just an absolute fucking baller: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Hair, name and talent. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Juanjo Camacho - Hair, name, talent Manu Dorado - Name and talent Attila Kriston - Nae hair, nae talent, shite name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted October 18, 2021 Author Share Posted October 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Cptn Hooch said: Juanjo Camacho - Hair, name, talent Manu Dorado - Name and talent Attila Kriston - Nae hair, nae talent, shite name David Fernandes was pretty good. Hair started of quite footbally. Decent foreign name too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 David Fernandes was pretty good. Hair started of quite footbally. Decent foreign name too.I was trying to be less obvious but aye he was the full package 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betting competition Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 http://www.dullneon.com/randomnotes/images-videos-and-other-content/2011/01/danny_invincible.jpgDanny Invincible. Danny Invincible. Hair, aye. Name, say no more........ Unfortunately played more like Invisible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Freddie Dindeloux........capo.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, betting competition said: Rhymes with hair i suppose This c**t. All the attributes, except football ones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betting competition Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: Rhymes with hair i suppose This c**t. All the attributes, except football ones Fernando Pasquinelli was a bit shite although I did like this game when he set-up 1 and scored one Speaking on terrible players with hair does a mask help Edited October 18, 2021 by betting competition 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, betting competition said: Fernando Pasquinelli was a bit shite although I did like this game when he set-up 1 and scored one Speaking on terrible players with hair does a mask help Enjoyed those highlights. Pasquinelli didn't look bad in those but John Stewart looked like a world beater. Grassi definitely fits the bill for this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Fernando Screpis - Hair and half a name, Screpis sounds like a fungal infection Thiago Costa - Hair, name and f**k knows on ability he only played once. It was in a mauling of Inverness but he could never shift Mr dependable Robbie Neilson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted October 18, 2021 Author Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tony Wonder said: Fernando Screpis - Hair and half a name, Screpis sounds like a fungal infection Thiago Costa - Hair, name and f**k knows on ability he only played once. It was in a mauling of Inverness but he could never shift Mr dependable Robbie Neilson. A tepid gets extra points for the severe and intense look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Rodney Sneijder Looks like Wesley, is from the same family as Wesley, has the footballing talent of someone nowhere near as good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 We had Esteban Casagolda whose agent managed to create a myth around him before he actually turned out to be all long hair, fancy touches in the warm-up and, in reality, really pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 The most epic waste of a cool name on an uncool player has to be “Zander Diamond” Aberdeen’s defensive workhorse and sidekick to Russel AndersonIf you’re called something like “Zander Diamond” you should really be a Bond villain but if you have to be a footballer you need to be a maverick attacking player who tries audacious thingsTony Watt, for instance, could get away with being called something like Zander DiamondZander Diamond should have been called something like Tony Watt 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted October 19, 2021 Author Share Posted October 19, 2021 Emanuel Panther should have been better than he was. That Guy down south called Primus too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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