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2 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

North Sea oil has been merrily contributing to the Westminster drain for most of my life and I have to work until I'm 67 for one of the stingiest pensions in Western Europe. Meanwhile in Norway: "stick another bundle of notes on the fire, Olaf, it'll annoy that wee Swedish cow Greta.."

My ma should have married a Norwegian rather than a Scot.

Shout dibs on the Christmas tree that the Norwegians send over for Trafalgar Square every year, that'll keep you warm for the winter in your log burner.

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Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Shout dibs on the Christmas tree that the Norwegians send over for Trafalgar Square every year, that'll keep you warm for the winter in your log burner.

Edinburgh also gets one in thanks for Scotland's support for Norway during the war.

I'd nick it but the Council might notice that our old Woolies artificial tree I put in its place wasn't the same..

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4 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Edinburgh also gets one in thanks for Scotland's support for Norway during the war.

I'd nick it but the Council might notice that our old Woolies artificial tree I put in its place wasn't the same..

I read in the last week that the last trawler resistance sailor passed away at 101, he must have been some guy.

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8 hours ago, tamthebam said:

North Sea oil has been merrily contributing to the Westminster drain for most of my life and I have to work until I'm 67 for one of the stingiest pensions in Western Europe. Meanwhile in Norway: "stick another bundle of notes on the fire, Olaf, it'll annoy that wee Swedish cow Greta.."

My ma should have married a Norwegian rather than a Scot.

The retirement age in Norway is 67 as well though.  Your Maw marrying a Fin would've been a better option!

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On 16/10/2021 at 10:40, Steve_Wilkos said:

I despise homeless people and go out of my way to harass them.

On a night out years ago in Middlesbrough, I offered a homeless a tenner if I could boot it in the balls. I then booted it in the balls and left without paying while it was writhing on the floor in agony.

Still not as bad as booting their can of cider 😡

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