Dan Steele Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Right, that's it. I'll not be visiting Edinburgh by car any more. I'll be getting the ferry to Europe to give my holiday money to Milan, Brussels, Paris, and Amsterdam. Oh wait, they all have LEZs. Feck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Right, that's it. I'll not be visiting Edinburgh by car any more. I'll be getting the ferry to Europe to give my holiday money to Milan, Brussels, Paris, and Amsterdam. Oh wait, they all have LEZs. Feck. Just as well that London doesn't have one. The place would be a tourism and economic desert. Oh, no, wait.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Just now, Snafu said: We have 18 million cars in Scotland? We must be a nation of two, three cars per house or flat if so. Where are they hiding them? We hide ours in the hold of our Boeing 747, in the underground hanger next to our starship. Isn't that what everyone does? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 You're a fucking imbecile [emoji23] 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 With the missus being one of those pesky foreigners we get a lot of her friends and family visiting. It really is a hassle trying to find space in the spare room for all the cars they take over with them in the hand luggage. Hopefully this will put a stop to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, spongeheid15 said: Just out of interest, would this affect any of your vehicles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongeheid15 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 30 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: You're a fucking imbecile Maybe so but you're a 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 not much, just specky loser and "christian socialist" Ross Greer voting down an amendment that would have frozen rents for two years. https://twitter.com/rmstride/status/1541851191012884482?s=20&t=eUMNk4mSW_7DllWVppV_sw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2022 Author Share Posted June 30, 2022 She has the daft wee Natters in a froth over her pretenderendum. Meanwhile, Nippy is doing what she loves the most: Taking selfies at a Buck House garden party: Will the daft wee tartan gonks ever realise they are being played like a fiddle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 She has the daft wee Natters in a froth over her pretenderendum. Meanwhile, Nippy is doing what she loves the most: Taking selfies at a Buck House garden party: Will the daft wee tartan gonks ever realise they are being played like a fiddle?Sit down before you fall down Drinky [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 44 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: She has the daft wee Natters in a froth over her pretenderendum. Meanwhile, Nippy is doing what she loves the most: Taking selfies at a Buck House garden party: Will the daft wee tartan gonks ever realise they are being played like a fiddle? Are you implying that she’s playing the royals (with whom you appear to be obsessed) like fiddles? Or is “tartan gonks” intended as a xenophobic slur? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2022 Author Share Posted June 30, 2022 This is unfair. The very reason Nats are Nats is because they are singularly incapable of independent thought. The Pyongyangification of Scotland continues apace: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Ah, the old 17 months apart Tweets ploy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 28 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: This is unfair. The very reason Nats are Nats is because they are singularly incapable of independent thought. The Pyongyangification of Scotland continues apace: Pyongyangification? Starting at Ibrox apparently. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 I wouldn't get too carried away about folk attending a garden party. Hell, I've been to one (through work) and I thought it was hilarious. The Royal Company of Archers, the Sovereign's bodyguard in Scotland, carry bows - unstrung - and as I recall, no arrows. The refreshments certainly didn’t constitute a "feed". About the only financial benefit I can think of would be some extra sales of posh frocks and silly hats. I wore my kilt as a limited act of defiance. Security were a bit alarmed at my sgian dubh, but they calmed down when the lower half was a bottle opener rather than a knife blade. The best part of the day was the stroll up the Royal Mile when we could scarcely get 10 yards without being asked for photos with (mainly oriental) tourists. Sometimes folk have to do things they'd rather not because of their role. I had to deal with members of the public that I'd rather have chased down the road with a brush, but sometimes you just have to smile and get on with it. The FM has to deal with Dross and the slimy Cole-Hamilton. Rather her than me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, Antlion said: Pyongyangification? Starting at Ibrox apparently. When you see photos like that you don't know whether to sing the national anthem or "oh, spot the looney." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonapersona Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Antlion said: Pyongyangification? Starting at Ibrox apparently. If it was any other team I'd be like that's photoshopped. But nope. Rangers fans really see themselves as second class citizens. What a bunch of groveling idiots. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duries Air Freshener Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 14 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I wore my kilt as a limited act of defiance. You really showed them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Anonapersona said: If it was any other team I'd be like that's photoshopped. But nope. Rangers fans really see themselves as second class citizens. What a bunch of groveling idiots. See also Armed Forces Day where they pretty much spaff their pants at the mere sight of a uniform. Utter weirdos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 10, 2022 Author Share Posted July 10, 2022 "Lots of interest in an Indy Scotland". Whoever said A'donians had no sense of humour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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