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The_Kincardine

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Four months since the Holyrood election of shame to the Clown Shoe Parliament and a month since the Green hopped on the Bisto Express to Embra - announced on the same day that Scot Rail reduced their services by 25%.

We know now that Scots shouldn't call ambulances, shouldn't use A&E and that ripping the piss out of the health minister for fannying about on a scooter is unacceptable.  However, there are genuine moments of hilarity.  Like these  from Lorna Slater:

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You do realise that rail services were reduced due to lack of use as people have been working from home and to free up track space in anticipation of more goods being transported by rail as I believe we have a wee shortage of HGV drivers at the moment.
I got this information from a project manager with Network Rail before you ask.

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The amusing but trivial:

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The sinister but expected:

 

"Let's fabricate a tweet and give an insubstantiable answer to it" is the cant and tactic of the wastrels, the scoundrels and the chanty wrastlers who dominate the political landscape in post-truth Scotland.

 

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12 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

"Let's fabricate a tweet and give an insubstantiable answer to it" is the cant and tactic of the wastrels, the scoundrels and the chanty wrastlers who dominate the political landscape in post-truth Scotland.

Those "sinister tweets" in full:

1/“Love the kids, love the wife, hate Europe!” by BrexitFan#1 (@NoEUeva)

2/ “It makes no sense to leave one Union and enter another” by Nameless Politician Always on the TL (@RetweetMePlz)

3/ “How can Scotland compete on the world stage without Westminster’s help?” By Unionist Journalist (@TheDailyUnion)

That IPSOS ruling:

14. The clarification which was offered clearly put the correct position on record, and was offered promptly and with due prominence, and should now be published.

The only possible conclusion: Yoons are clearly fucking desperate and also fucking stupid.

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@The_Kincardine it’s an admirable position to take but I fear you’ll get little traction with this audience.  

There are far too many unthinkers that are happy to just be beholding to the 6th Form politics of Saint Nic and wee Paddy. Objective critical thought comes a long way down the priority list. But dem damn toaries!!! If only they’d just go away then all our ills would be cured!! 

Raging against the machine is futile. Head down, keep going as best you can and leave it to eat itself from the inside out in its own time is my preferred MO. 

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