Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Pushing people’s prolapsed hemorrhoids back in. Whatever job that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 2 hours ago, 101 said: I would also throw in pest control, hate rats and mice. So couldn't be paid enough to do that. Surely it’s a requirement that you hate rats/mice for pest control? Your job is basically to kill the b*****ds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I couldn't retrieve lobsters from Jane Mansfield's bum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 3 hours ago, 101 said: I would also throw in pest control, hate rats and mice. So couldn't be paid enough to do that. Get yourself some snakes. They can deal with all the rats and mice while you just sit back and relax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Vivisectionist or anything that involves experimentation on animals. Even moreso when it's just for something commercial like shampoo or cigarettes. Test them on the directors of the companies. Conservative/Republican politician. How can those people sleep at night? Daily Mail reporter. Or indeed, an employee at any level. Proctologist. I have a theory that the day the exam results come out at Doctor school, a sheet of paper is pinned to the wall with all the different types of work you can do as a medic. The one who gets the highest results gets to choose first, then the second highest and on down to the Doctor who barely scraped a pass mark. They go last, which is the only way you can get Doctors who will spend 8 hours a day looking up other people's arses. If I should ever need one then I'll be grateful they exist but how could anyone NOT hate doing that for a living. Arms manufacturer or any profession aimed at finding more efficient ways to kill people. Other than that, I think I'd be willing to have a go at most things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Pushing people’s prolapsed hemorrhoids back in. Whatever job that is. 'Bum Poker' I believe is the full title of the job if S1 jobs is to be trusted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Non exhaustive list of stuff I've no done and couldn't allow myself to if qualified/skilled for the job: Military - #1 no chance Weapons manufacture - no way ever Musician - seems a pain in the arse rather than fun Police - gads a f**k Slaughterhouse - seems like awful work Job centre - gads a f**k Delivery driver - seems like they get treated horrifically Stuff I couldn't go back to: Barman - I was terrible at it tbh and don't enjoy the hours Call centre - I was v good at it but it was depressing work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddie Holly Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 i couldn’t be an interpreter as english is the only language i speak. you’d be asking the interpreter next to you what va te faire foutre meant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Dentist is mine too, working in that enclosed space would drive me nuts. I'd just smash the feckers and give them wallies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Moderator on a fitba forum website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Lifeguard, I'd certainly give it a go but the fact I'm an awful swimmer may impact my success in the role 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Anything like sales/customer care where’s I need to be polite to people and show up dressed smart. I think any office job when you have no reason to be anywhere else but your desk would be pretty soul destroying as well, you must feel like a batter hen if that’s your day to day life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Councillor or MP. Lying through your teeth constantly to try and garner votes on false hope. Worse than a murderer, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Pushing people’s prolapsed hemorrhoids back in. Whatever job that is. I imagine they give you a glove to wear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Sales for me. Having to Cold Call people would be horrendous and I'm not good at bullshitting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 An accountant, bean counter or spreadsheet shuffler. Hate working with numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Prison Officer. It might actually be a fulfilling and interesting job but just the thought of going to prison every day for work and dealing with a load of dangerous arseholes isn't for me. Pilot. Just wouldn't like the lives of hundreds of people being in my hands each day, as I'm more than capable of making an arse out of basic tasks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Fullerene said: Get yourself some snakes. They can deal with all the rats and mice while you just sit back and relax. Don't really like snakes either. If it's smaller than a cat I'm keeping a wide berth. Although boa constrictors might be an exception to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 anything indoors where you are in the same area throughout your shift working in the rain>>>>>>working in a factory/call centre or office 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Thing is, when you're desperate you'll do pretty much any job. I've done jobs that sickened me, terrified me and bored the tits aff but I had to do them to get money in. So I reckon I'd do virtually anything. But, I couldn't work with a Fifer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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