supermik Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Love, honour and obey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 My cheque is in the post No, I won’t come in your mouth Yes, it was my life’s ambition to work for a property Factor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 30/08/2021 at 21:59, jamamafegan said: Yes, of course! Man what a weekend that was. I had just spent the previous night at a Tinder dates flat and got my hole, rocked up to the boozer to support the dandies, met your good self, Sportscene appearance and pints galore. It was gutting when Rogic scored that goal. Bit of a downer. But then I went and got my hole again that night. Great memories! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I lied my way into a ship's Captain's job. It was working out fine until the Suez Canal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 @Hedgecutter can vouch for me on most of this post. He can’t back up the shagging bits though because he wasn’t present for that. Maybe for the best as that might have been a little weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: @Hedgecutter can vouch for me on most of this post. He can’t back up the shagging bits though because he wasn’t present for that. Maybe for the best as that might have been a little weird. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Brazil won the World Cup in 1970. I made that happen. I was only 9 at the time but there you go. If you want to know how I did it maybe I will tell you but not now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Celtic aren't bigoted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 6 hours ago, alta-pete said: My cheque is in the post No, I won’t come in your mouth Yes, it was my life’s ambition to work for a property Factor Are these three separate lies or did you at some stage say these things one after another? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I once won a bag of granny sookers on Stoorie Hill by telling some lads that, when I was a lad, we never told lies. PC Murdoch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I have never told a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 It’s not usually this small. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I have a medical condition that means I can’t sweat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I shagged Hayden Panettierre. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 If they say it started from a wet market in wuhan I believe them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I shagged Hayden Panettierre. FWIW, at a quiz I went to last week, there was a team called "I shagged Madeleine McCann before she was famous". Eta: not recommended unless you want to be hated. Edited September 1, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Ooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 "Russell abercrombie - for all your financial needs" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 23 hours ago, greendot said: I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at and I simply...it was almost impossible for me to sweat 6 hours ago, coprolite said: I have a medical condition that means I can’t sweat. Have we met before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Hips don't lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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