scottsdad Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just now, paranoid android said: I think it was Jade Goody who got pished on BB, and had a bottle in or around her 'flower'. The lassie was called Kinga. I fail to remember birthdays and anniversaries but this, my brain retains. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Anyone else get shown that video of Susan Tully with a bottle of Coke as part of school sex education? I was the cameraman for that. 347 takes FFS! …and the refused to change the slogan from ‘The Real Thing’ to ‘The Next Best Thing’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Darwin award thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: The lassie was called Kinga. I fail to remember birthdays and anniversaries but this, my brain retains. My old man just used a coin to open beer bottles. He'd have never thought of that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 26 minutes ago, tamthebam said: My old man just used a coin to open beer bottles. He'd have never thought of that way. He might have but just didn’t fancy the kicking he’d have got from asking your maw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I never watched Big Brother past the first series, which was turgid. I'm guessing it must have got more interesting after that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, BFTD said: along with wrapping your cock in a crisp packet To be avoided if the packet was previously used for glue sniffing apparently. H&S gone mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 35 minutes ago, welshbairn said: To be avoided if the packet was previously used for glue sniffing apparently. H&S gone mad. I haven't seen any kids huffing fumes in decades. No wonder we don't qualify for tournaments anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: I haven't seen any kids huffing fumes in decades. No wonder we don't qualify for tournaments anymore. I'm sure a newsagent in Grangemouth was done for selling prepared bags with a dob of evostick inside. Same kind that used to sell single cigarettes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm sure a newsagent in Grangemouth was done for selling prepared bags with a dob of evostick inside. Same kind that used to sell single cigarettes. The air in Grangemouth smells like it kills brain cells. Nae need for the solvents. I used to be smart before I went to work there. Now look at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 6 hours ago, RH33 said: Anal sex. is that the same as having a girlfriend who used to be called Bryan ? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 The Wooden Box method. Only works with a wee bloke and a big lass. They do it standing up with him on the box. When his eyes start to glaze over, she kicks the box away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: The air in Grangemouth smells like it kills brain cells. Nae need for the solvents. I used to be smart before I went to work there. Now look at me. Never did me any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: Yes indeed. From the School Stories thread... Sounds very like someone who called in one afternoon to the short-lived talk radio in Edinburgh with Dominik Diamond. Old boy caller ranting on about anal “you know, the gay sex”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Never did me any harm. Clearly damaged before you got there. Tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 21 hours ago, scottsdad said: I remember when this happened on BB... Memories of Sticky Vicky in Benidorm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Just remembered that the ancient Egyptians made cervical plugs out of crocodile dung. You'd think Sean Connery might have brought that up at some point during Highlander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 40 minutes ago, BFTD said: Just remembered that the ancient Egyptians made cervical plugs out of crocodile dung. You'd think Sean Connery might have brought that up at some point during Highlander. Didn't Jimmy Nail have a hit with Crocodile Poos though? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 100% guarantee is posting in the wrestling forum, as you'll never be in a situation where it will be possible to impregnate someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Get your bird to wear a mask with this on the front 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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