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Peter Grant’s Bottom of the League Thread


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25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Peter’s new scarf will save him time at pre/post match interviews:

 

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I'd be offering him I contract if I were you, never known a man to paint himself into a corner so quickly.

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Just a quick update. It’s all the fault of that keeper Peter signed and the COVID that kept two players out who between them have played 13 minutes this season.

 

Green dot for the profile pic, 'just a small electrical problem', as the main stand burns to the ground.

Thank you.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

It’s a Fife recreation of Nero fiddling as Rome burns.

Gratias tibi.

Yeah, shite what's happening with Dunfermline, probably the weakest that league's been in for a few years as well.

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23 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Yeah, shite what's happening with Dunfermline, probably the weakest that league's been in for a few years as well.

It’s a good job we have the best manager in the league, otherwise things could be much worse.

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What’s Grant’s most annoying habit?

1: Losing games of football?

2: Talking about “winning” trophies while he was picking up cones for actual managers?

3: Blaming players for defeats and accepting no personal criticism?

4: Making ridiculous, incoherent, yer da-style non sequiturs in every press conference?

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7 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said:

What’s Grant’s most annoying habit?

1: Losing games of football?

2: Talking about “winning” trophies while he was picking up cones for actual managers?

3: Blaming players for defeats and accepting no personal criticism?

4: Making ridiculous, incoherent, yer da-style non sequiturs in every press conference?

From the outside looking in, it’s comfortably his habit of saying “not making excuses” or similar, before saying that you lost because Reece Cole’s cat was unwell so training was unsettled or something equally ridiculous. 

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53 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

From the outside looking in, it’s comfortably his habit of saying “not making excuses” or similar, before saying that you lost because Reece Cole’s cat was unwell so training was unsettled or something equally ridiculous. 

It’s almost a trope for managers to do this when they realise they’re making excuses.

They seem to think saying “no excuses” works like shouting “SHIELD!” as a kid playing tig.

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