BillyAnchor Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I was hoping for some Jerry Springer links 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Apropos of nuffink,...I'm pretty sure that the Clydebank mascot used to be (maybe still is) some sort of monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla sort of thing. I wanted them to call it "Spank" but they eventually plumped for "Titan" instead. Can't remember if it was at Glenhead or Holm Park when I saw Titan (during the match, standing upright on two hind limbs, on the pitch side of the barrier six feet away from the lino) antagonise an opposition player to the extent that he (the player, not the monkey) got so upset that he verbally abused a pretend monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla....and promptly picked up his second yellow for ungentlemanly conduct... Off he trots, shouting abuse at poor old Titan as he departed. Cue the monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla thing sarcastically applauding the guy as he traipsed away. Monkey-kind definitely won the battle that afternoon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, SANTAN said: On this subject. The comment section for this video is probably my favourite to return to. Special Guest Zookeeper Edited August 18, 2021 by Meldrew 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Duszek said: How can dwarf be acceptable? That’s, like, a mythical race. Shirley it's because the condition is called Dwarfism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 15 hours ago, SANTAN said: Unfair fight. A chimpanzee could kill 99.9% of posters on this board. What sort of monkey are we talking about here? Who's the 0.1%? 10 hours ago, Black Pennel said: Apropos of nuffink,...I'm pretty sure that the Clydebank mascot used to be (maybe still is) some sort of monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla sort of thing. I wanted them to call it "Spank" but they eventually plumped for "Titan" instead. Can't remember if it was at Glenhead or Holm Park when I saw Titan (during the match, standing upright on two hind limbs, on the pitch side of the barrier six feet away from the lino) antagonise an opposition player to the extent that he (the player, not the monkey) got so upset that he verbally abused a pretend monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla....and promptly picked up his second yellow for ungentlemanly conduct... Off he trots, shouting abuse at poor old Titan as he departed. Cue the monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla thing sarcastically applauding the guy as he traipsed away. Monkey-kind definitely won the battle that afternoon. Something about grown men in furry suits that seems to drive football fans mental. The Morton faithful had a collective meltdown when our Pellie the Elephant dropped his shorts to bare his fluffy grey arse at them. Getting a player sent off is a different level though, respect to Titan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 14 hours ago, Duszek said: How can dwarf be acceptable? That’s, like, a mythical race. No, that's an elf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K77 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 15 hours ago, SANTAN said: On this subject. The comment section for this video is probably my favourite to return to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 The only time in my life i've ever been jealous of a gorilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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