Mark Connolly Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I'm predicting it will be type 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Has anyone in the history of P&B ever posted a picture of their shite and is it a bannable offence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Firm stools only please, and use of the p word should get an instant banning. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I'm predicting it will be type 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Has anyone in the history of P&B ever posted a picture of their shite and is it a bannable offence? I once took a picture of a winter shite I took on a Highland walk on frozen water. It was quite beautiful and I showed my work colleagues who weren't impressed. Can't remember whether I posted it on here for validation, probably not. I'll dig it out. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyM Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 20 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'll dig it out. Probably thawed out by now. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 4 hours ago, jamamafegan said: Has anyone in the history of P&B ever posted a picture of their shite and is it a bannable offence? I did to a discord server and it wasn’t although it was removed and the mod called me a manky b*****d, which is fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Disappointkng lack of jobbies here but it’s still a better topic than the Covid one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Still no mention of McKeith or Stubbs ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 I once got a warning for posting a poorly photoshopped image of the cover of the film '8-Mile', but with Eminem looking at a big jobby in his hands. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: I once took a picture of a winter shite I took on a Highland walk on frozen water. It was quite beautiful and I showed my work colleagues who weren't impressed. Can't remember whether I posted it on here for validation, probably not. I'll dig it out. I'm struggling to imagine the circumstances under which a reputable P&B poster would walk out onto a frozen lake and think, "this is lovely, and only missing a magnificent toley". If we're doing the shite thread thing again, I can confirm that the keto diet produces effluent that defies reason and the Bristol Stool Chart. Like firing a shotgun loaded with tar into a tuba, then having to clean it afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Since I was a kid, I've often used the word Shengus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: I once took a picture of a winter shite I took on a Highland walk on frozen water. It was quite beautiful and I showed my work colleagues who weren't impressed. Can't remember whether I posted it on here for validation, probably not. I'll dig it out. The Merde glace. [BTW that's absolute OFTW behaviour.] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18, 2021 Author Share Posted August 18, 2021 I'm not really going to post a picture of my jobbies. Sorry to disappoint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Someone stuck a jobby in a Raith Pars thread a few seasons back. It set the tone for Dunfermlines performance in the fife derby since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 18 hours ago, welshbairn said: Very annoyed that official Scottish NHS language for shite has become poos. What's wrong with stools, or jobbies at a push (no euph)? Yeah, I had my "post us a jobby" letter through a month or so ago and noticed they were using the word poo throughout - I was unaware the word was used by anyone over the age of five. I mean, we all know what they want a sample of - why not have a laugh with it and employ a fine Scotticism like keech, toley or indeed jobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm not really going to post a picture of my jobbies. Sorry to disappoint. I have only every red-dotted seven times in my P&B career. You almost made it number eight here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18, 2021 Author Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: I have only every red-dotted seven times in my P&B career. You almost made it number eight here. Well, I was going to just never post the picture and make no reference to it again so that my shite picture becomes the "Donald Trump tax returns" of P&B, but instead I just decided to be honest with you all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 All the talk of free range defecation put me in mind of this from Wishaw's finest comedy punks: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 20, 2021 Author Share Posted August 20, 2021 I've done four shits since starting this thread and have not photographed a single one. By way of compensation, here is a renowned artists impression of me doing a shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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