ICTChris Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Redbridge Council has apologised for holding an event to encourage children to read during which an actor dressed in a bare-bottomed monkey costume with a fake penis. Members of the Mandiga Arts Group performed at Redbridge Libraries Summer Reading Challenge event at Goodmayes Library at the weekend. Here is a photo of the monkey in question Local Conservative councillors have vociferously complained about the event and the local council have said that they won’t be using the Mandinga Arts Group again. The Arts Group Have issued a statement saying they are sorry for any offence caused. Have any P&Bers ever dressed up as a rainbow dildo monkey to encourage children to read? Have any P&Bers ever been taught to read by a rainbow dildo monkey? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) One of the blander thread titles on P&B. Up yer game, Chris/ Edited July 12, 2021 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 12, 2021 Author Share Posted July 12, 2021 This photo is one of my favourite things about the story. The Bosch style nightmare visions of a Daily Mail reader brought to life. If Chris Morris out this in The Day Today it’d be Rejected for being too far fetched but it’s real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 I like how the thread title seems to suggest that the monkey attended the event rather than "worked" at it per se. I'm envisaging that the reading events are Monday nights & rainbow dildo monkey night is Tuesdays, and the whole thing was just a hilarious misunderstanding. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Redbridge Council has apologised for holding an event to encourage children to read during which an actor dressed in a bare-bottomed monkey costume with a fake penis. Members of the Mandiga Arts Group performed at Redbridge Libraries Summer Reading Challenge event at Goodmayes Library at the weekend. Here is a photo of the monkey in question Local Conservative councillors have vociferously complained about the event and the local council have said that they won’t be using the Mandinga Arts Group again. The Arts Group Have issued a statement saying they are sorry for any offence caused. Have any P&Bers ever dressed up as a rainbow dildo monkey to encourage children to read? Have any P&Bers ever been taught to read by a rainbow dildo monkey? Could've been worse... Edited July 12, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mairi Black will be making a block booking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 I'm guessing that the singing kettle folk were busy that day.. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 I hope they had a leeconce for the minkey. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Redbridge Council has apologised for holding an event to encourage children to read during which an actor dressed in a bare-bottomed monkey costume with a fake penis. Members of the Mandiga Arts Group performed at Redbridge Libraries Summer Reading Challenge event at Goodmayes Library at the weekend. Here is a photo of the monkey in question Local Conservative councillors have vociferously complained about the event and the local council have said that they won’t be using the Mandinga Arts Group again. The Arts Group Have issued a statement saying they are sorry for any offence caused. Have any P&Bers ever dressed up as a rainbow dildo monkey to encourage children to read? Have any P&Bers ever been taught to read by a rainbow dildo monkey? I see the disgraced former Head of Glencoats has found a new.job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 But did the event get the children reading? Lady Chatterley's Lover, Tropic of Cancer, and Topsy and Tim Attend an Orgy perhaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Cuddles clearly struggling since Keith Harris died. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 This is absolutely disgusting. I love Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey nights at the local library. Gonna be pretty pissed off if children keep turning up and spoiling it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Massive dildo my arse (please don't). That Politics for All twitterer has clearly got a tiny cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: But did the event get the children reading? Lady Chatterley's Lover, Tropic of Cancer, and Topsy and Tim Attend an Orgy perhaps. That’s Not My Monkey Its penis is too plasticy. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 In a not too dissimilar vein (pardon the expression). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: In a not too dissimilar vein (pardon the expression). ...a down payment on a leg of lamb? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: In a not too dissimilar vein (pardon the expression). Why was she looking his eyes (not that one) are further up. A few years ago Manchester police were looking for a cyclist who was cycling along in a state of arousal and they quickly backed down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 We really need to get Eurotrash back on terrestrial TV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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