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48 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

Correct answer.

Sometimes, though, if i'm less hungry 8 is too much, so I'll cut it into 6 slices instead.

 

4 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

I cut mine into 6 slices as 8 is usually far too much.

 

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2 hours ago, Donathan said:

 

P&B to settle this debate once and for all.

 

IMO scissors are the greatest implement for cutting pizza followed by an actual pizza cutter. Those who use knife and fork are OFTW

 

The bloke in the Kebab shop has already carved it in to either 6 or 8 delicious slices (12" number) and then post arrival each slice is picked up and devoured straight from the box (bugger covid concerns). 

No need for any cutlery or crockery and once consumed the empty box can go straight into the grey bin.

All good.

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I can't be the only wag who answers the question "How many slices do you want your pizza sliced into?" with "seven". 

It must be the highlight of my local takeaway's week when I pull out that gag. 

It's the little things. 

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7 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I can't be the only wag who answers the question "How many slices do you want your pizza sliced into?" with "seven". 

It must be the highlight of my local takeaway's week when I pull out that gag. 

It's the little things. 

Serve you right if the guy cuts it into eight then eats one himself.

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4 hours ago, Donathan said:

 

P&B to settle this debate once and for all.

 

IMO scissors are the greatest implement for cutting pizza followed by an actual pizza cutter. Those who use knife and fork are OFTW

 

A pair of good wallpaper scissors are perfect for cutting up pizza.  This is the method used at Pogen Towers.

I would add that said implement was bought specifically for pizza cutting. Never been near an £800 roll of wallpaper.

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I respect the jocular nature of those that cut into 6 slices because they are too hungry to eat 8.

However on a more scientific note.

My Pizza preferred establishment sell their offerings in 10" or 12"  Diameter.

The standard difference in price is £1.00

My favourite a Chicken Bhuna Pizza is £7.00 for 10" or £8.00 for 12"

Now the area of a 10" Pizza is 78.5" Sq.   That of a 12" Pizza is 113" Sq.

Why would anyone buy a 10" at £0.09 per Square Inch as opposed to £0.07 per Square inch for a 12".

Is this common practice ?

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1 minute ago, superbigal said:

I respect the jocular nature of those that cut into 6 slices because they are too hungry to eat 8.

However on a more scientific note.

My Pizza preferred establishment sell their offerings in 10" or 12"  Diameter.

The standard difference in price is £1.00

My favourite a Chicken Bhuna Pizza is £7.00 for 10" or £8.00 for 12"

Now the area of a 10" Pizza is 78.5" Sq.   That of a 12" Pizza is 113" Sq.

Why would anyone buy a 10" at £0.09 per Square Inch as opposed to £0.07 per Square inch for a 12".

Is this common practice ?

If they only have £7.00? Or would they let you buy 7/8 of the large? 

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2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Eh, naw.  I take it you are not to be trusted with a Stanley knife ?

I am, but my missus isn't, so she'd use the scissors.

You're all playing a dangerous game.

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