Scary Bear Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 The ‘80s were a magical time. I first dabbled in attending football matches around 1986. There was the usual mix of racism, homophobia, and sexual references in the songs and chants that people sang at the football. One of the songs I heard in my formative years was at a Motherwell away game. It has May in the lyrics so it seems an appropriate starting point. Even if it is a bit sex-offendery. As the teachers tell the kids these days, it’s inappropriate. Why people were singing this at the football, I have no idea. Why they decided to sexualise Mother Brown, is unknown. Answers would be appreciated from anyone in the know. Here it is... I was lying in the bath one day, in the merry, merry month of May, and the hair was lying thick from my belly to my p***k, when I Mother Brown say, if I catch you wanking, I’ll cut your cock right off, so knees up, knees up, get your fucking knees up, knees up Mother Brown, oh my what a rotten song, sing!, what a rotten song, what a rotten song, oh my what a rotten song, sing!, what rotten singers too-ooo-ooo- It was quite catchy. Bit of na-na-na-ing at the end and quite a bit of bouncing around and sways on the terrace. What weird songs have you heard at the football? To be clear, I’m going for weird rather than banned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Offside Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Can't get much weirder than that old Shire favourite.... all together now.... "Self Assembly Furniture......." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Weirdest was the English fans singing 'No surrender to the IRA' (Give me joy in my heart) When we played them in the playoffs 1999. Asked a guy at the bar if they knew who they were playing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 “Would you like to sit on my face, it’s a very comfortable place”. Went on for a lot more than I care to remember. (would you like to swing on a star) Away to Motherwell many moons ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 St Mirren fans at Tannadice in 88-89. A shite end of season 0-0 was livened up one day guy with a massive beard starting with "The hiiiiiiiills are alive with the sound of... ///dramatic pause\\\ ... BILLY THOMSON IS A w****r" Weird, but funny at the time. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 "Please release me, let me go, For I don't love you any more, To waste our lives would be a sin, So release me.. and let me f**k again, Oh f**k again. Clap-Clap-Clap THISTLE!" An old Meadowbank favourite which used to make me laugh. We had quite a few weird songs which was much of the fun of watching Thistle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Reading supporters used to sing to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.. Bill Odie Bill Odie Rub your beard all over my body 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 To the tune of the adams family. Your father is your brother. Your sister is your mother. You all f**k one another. The Ipswich family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I always found the QotS song about a wheelbarrow that's wheel feel off an odd one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 There is a team in glasgow who's fans sings songs about a club that doesn't exist anymore... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 49 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: To the tune of the adams family. Your father is your brother. Your sister is your mother. You all f**k one another. The Ipswich family. Edit : the clips are about 6 years old but the song itself is about 20. Edited May 1, 2021 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Not weird then but weird now given his shiny heid: I can remember Falkirk fans chanting "Hair..hair..hair..hair Houston!" about Peter Houston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 'We hope she had AIDS' sung to David Goodwillie. Or 'You're just a shite Ched Evans'. The retort was fantastic, one woman in the Dick Donald singing 'He shags who he wants' followed by the whole of Pittodrie booing her. Edited May 2, 2021 by johnnydun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Not at the football but years ago I can mind a drunk Scotland supporter on the train continually singing "The wallpaper sticks to the wall". No idea what that was all about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 A couple of posts already about weird sexual references being sung at Fir Park, but the best by far in that regard heard there has to our classic Muff Diver song - to the tune of The Wild Rover. I've been a Muff diver for many a year, And I've spent all my money on Muff diving gear, From goggles and flippers to oxygen tank, If I can't have a Muff dive I'll just have a w**k, And it's Motherwell, Motherwell Fc, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Whenever we played Queens Park, a group of Dumbarton fans used to chant (to the tune of Yellow Submarine) "We all live in a communist housing scheme, a communist housing scheme, a communist housing scheme..." over and over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: "Please release me, let me go, For I don't love you any more, To waste our lives would be a sin, So release me.. and let me f**k again, Oh f**k again. Clap-Clap-Clap THISTLE!" An old Meadowbank favourite which used to make me laugh. We had quite a few weird songs which was much of the fun of watching Thistle. As listed in the Fisul festive fifty in AWOL! What a load of shite was sung at matches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 When fans sing "You're going home in a xxxxxxx ambulance". Ambulances take people to hospital. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: When fans sing "You're going home in a xxxxxxx ambulance". Ambulances take people to hospital. Followed by "I'm going home on the.. BUS!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 This got lots of publicity at the time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.